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Glorfindela
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May 29 2014, 11:21pm
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Thank you for that. 
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Elarie
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May 29 2014, 11:47pm
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Hmmm, some good ideas in there...
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Going back in time, alternate realities...worked out great for Superman, Star Trek and the X-men. So if Smaug flew counterclockwise really really fast around the Lonely Mountain and then got so dizzy that when he popped out in the past he accidentally fell on Azog... I think we have the beginnings of sequel script here.
And once again the world has not arranged itself just for me. Tsk, tsk.
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 12:28am
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"So if Smaug flew counterclockwise really really fast around the Lonely Mountain and then got so dizzy that when he popped out in the past he accidentally fell on Azog... I think we have the beginnings of sequel script here."
I'd pay to see that. And someone, somewhere is stashing your idea for the sequel - you had better see a lawyer and get a copyright  .
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 30 2014, 1:29am
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bY eRU! wHERE DID YOU GET THIS, aVANDEL??
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"So I'm giving folks what they want (and sells). There's a new, and absolutely INTENSE interchange between Thranduil and Thorin (with an extended version planned for the EE) - and they end up becoming friends at the end and hugging and crying! (though filming that was a little difficult considering the height difference, so Thorin didn't look stupid). BTW, Thranduil has proved to be such a sensation that we've expanded his part, and are in licensing deals with various marketers for a line of skin care products - we're thinking the ad line will be "Forever Fabulous" - or maybe "Ageless Magic"? What about haircare?? Thranduil obviously has the handle on flyaway hair, make him yield the secret, dammit!
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"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBofTA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 1:34am
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I too, am SO relieved. For good reason. 
LOL - it's happened again, a thread starts out as one thing, and it ends up tangled in Thorin's hair.
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Kim
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May 30 2014, 1:55am
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Well, to be fair, the thread is actually about Thorin, so it's not really a stretch to expand it to his hair. Nice pic. Perhaps we need a little compare and contrast?
"Jagatud rõõm on topelt rõõm - a shared joy is a double joy". ~Estonian saying
“As such, you will address His Majesty as His Majesty, the Lord of Silver Fountains, the King of Carven Stone, the King Beneath the Mountain, the Lion of Erebor, the High King of the Dwarves, the True Treasure of Erebor, the Face that Launched 10,000 Sighs, or Thorin the Majestic..."
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 1:57am
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Think it has something to do with the secretive realms of the elven waters, and of course - you know how Thranduil is.
Perhaps you might have something to bargain with - a "favor for a favor?"
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 2:00am
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How enthralled am I? Enthralled enough to regularly replay that under-the-bridge-look!
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 30 2014, 2:29am
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We get this? Treatment proposal for the part 1 of the Gem Wars Trilogy - Gem Wars: A New Dupe
Middle-earth is in turmoil and spies for the Dark Lord have stirred dragon lust for the treasures of Erebor, a heavily armed and fortified stronghold of Durin's Heirs with enough treasures to fuel Middle-earth economy for 12 ages. Thror, son of Dain, is King under the Mountain (ie Erebor). He is possessed by the loveliest jewel in his possession, lovingly named the Arkenstone, the King's jewel which bestows upon him the right to rule, as he has decreed. His legions of Dwarven craftsmen create the most beautiful jools coveted by the ladies, and some laddies, all over the lands. Among the clientele is that disagreeable pointy-eared fellow who lives in that imitation underground city down south in the outbacks. Thror doesn't like him: he is too tall, his hair is too perfect and to make matters worse, he's BLOND. But he's got a bunch of fascinating stones Thror wants to get close with, when he can tear himself away from his precious, the Arkenstone. How will Thror win at this game of keepaway he wants to play and win thoroughly (like Ender always does his games)?
Meantime, Thror's grandson, Thorin, being second in line, after his father Thrain (Thror's son for you uneducated lot), is a slackeroo who whiles his days away getting away from duty. Fortunately he is such a layabout he was not home when the granddaddy of dragons, Smaug (shortlisted after an exhaustive search by Sauron's agent) executed his hostile takeover and instituted the Age Of Desolation. Both Thror and Thrain goes MIA leaving Thorin as the grieving head of a decimated clan, and no way to expend his pent-up angst. Without the Arkenstone, the troops won't rally to his cause, but without the troops, he can't begin his destiny to start a noble quest, to reclaim a homeland, and slay the dragon along the way and reclaim the Arkenstone (damn Thror's right-to-rule decree). What will Thorin do?
Unbeknownst to all, while Thorin pouts and spouts, the Dark Lord's diabolical plan goes much beyond putting a stranglehold on the economy of Middle-earth. Thorin is at the centre of his plot, and he is herding the Dwarf toward an epic confrontation.
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Escapist
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May 30 2014, 3:07am
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That's a lot to fit in an already overloaded amount of material (my opinion).
Maybe you are kidding ...
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 4:19am
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Love it - thanks for the laugh
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ROFLOL at the slackeroo Thorin - typical, I sure can pick 'em
Just look at this shameful image of the "future king" *huh* partying away. Dwarves love their ale, it's true, but the future King Under the Mountain is supposed to be like, MAJESTIC. Not getting inebriated with the underbelly of Middle Earth.
Pssst - to continue the shame, Thor doesn't dislike the disagreeable pointy-haired neighbor in the forest because he's blonde. It's been kept a secret by the tight-lipped dwarves, but there's a REASON Fili and Kili look a tad elvish. Seems that Thorin's free-spirited sister Dis went walking in the woods one day, finding songs that go "gold, gold, gold" and dour conversations about the latest new gold seam to be a little dull. And she happened to meet a certain mysterious being with hair like the first rays of a pale winter sun, and animals would come at his call, and well, one thing led to another...tho no-one really knows the details. What happens in the Greenwood, stays in the Greenwood. In any case, Thror has been negative about elves ever since.
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 5:22am
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Your highness - sent you a PM!
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My response would have been pretty OT, so hope you don't mind. But you're not alone.
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 30 2014, 5:49am
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That's a lot to fit in an already overloaded amount of material (my opinion). Well, astute observation there by the way, not exactly. You see, each unilogy of the Trilogy will be a Quadrilogy in itself, so each part of the 3 parter will be able to stand alone on its own, and this ensures each and every story plot and subplot and subsubplot that Mr Urnot and his team can dream up gets its moment over the course of the 4 parter of each part of the larger 3 parter of the Gem Wars trilogy. The logic is perfect 
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 30 2014, 6:02am
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the future King Under the Mountain is supposed to be like, MAJESTIC. Not getting inebriated with the underbelly of Middle Earth. Until he grows his beard proper, Mr Future-King, once removed, is destined to trough the pub-crawl with the underbelly of Middle-earth. It's all part of the initiation to the exalted position daddy holds now. Not much else for him to do while he waits to be king-in-waiting, while his daddy is waiting to be king.
Pssst - to continue the shame, Thor doesn't dislike the disagreeable pointy-haired neighbor in the forest because he's blonde. It's been kept a secret by the tight-lipped dwarves, but there's a REASON Fili and Kili look a tad elvish. Seems that Thorin's free-spirited sister Dis went walking in the woods one day, finding songs that go "gold, gold, gold" and dour conversations about the latest new gold seam to be a little dull. And she happened to meet a certain mysterious being with hair like the first rays of a pale winter sun, and animals would come at his call, and well, one thing led to another...tho no-one really knows the details. What happens in the Greenwood, stays in the Greenwood. In any case, Thror has been negative about elves ever since. Two words for you: Dorwinion-fest induced vision (yeah, yeah, call the Count away from Sesame Street on me or so sue me). On the part of the mysterious perfect being anyway. Plus the lighting ain't so great in the Wood since a certain deceptive fellow started redecorating without so much as a by-your-leave you know?
Honestly now, who in her gold-saturated mind can refuse this refreshing vision of platinum splendor?
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 30 2014, 6:21am
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PS why is my head filled with visions
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of some guy with olive branches in his hair and a bolt of thunder in his hand wearing a swan suit and visiting a blushing Dwarven maid in her boudoir??  Avandel, I blame you!!
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Darkstone
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May 30 2014, 2:03pm
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He'll die in this trilogy, but he'll come back in about 5-6 years in the reboot.
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Merenwen Vardamir
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May 30 2014, 2:42pm
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PJ has done a lot of changes from the book, I don´t think is capable of change that too, because is would be a very important change, personally I don´t want PJ to screw up the finale.
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Brandybuckled
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May 30 2014, 3:32pm
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I guess it depends on whether PJ's "little voice" is still on the job...
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You know, the one that told him that having Arwen fighting at Helm's Deep and Sauron fighting in person at the Black Gate were better left out.
But if the little voice has gone mute, I wouldn't put anything past him.
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Elessar
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May 30 2014, 3:33pm
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It's a moment I don't believe Jackson will mess with. I don't get why people are biting on this rumor by people who haven't been paying attention.
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 7:21pm
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LOL those Greek gods got around a bit
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Tho I was thinking more of all those ancient tales of folklore, at happening upon fairy lights, fairy rings, in the woods, and joining the dance and never being able to stop, or worse, ignoring the warning to never, never eat or drink while in those lands.
Of course the free-spirited Dis - and tough dwarf women were equal to men and pretty much did what they wanted - was just getting bored. It didn't help that as of the line of Durin, she was pretty well taller than all of the other dwarf princes from the seven kingdoms that had been trotted out for her inspection over the years, and to her eyes - which were as beautiful as her brothers - all these hairy dwarves pretty well looked alike, and SMELLED the same, like boiled wool and leather.
So Dis wandered farther and farther, restlessly on her sturdy mountain pony, and then she stopped to let the pony graze and sharpen her axe, and found something beautiful...SHHHH. But in the dwarf community folks chuckle over Fili's golden hair and blue eyes, and Kili's fine features. (Sir Jackson has given the nod to this little-known information, uncovered by deep research into unpublished papers, with Kili's interest in Tauriel, and Fili's more accepting stance towards elves a the end of movie 2.)
It was formally put out that Fili and Kili had a dwarf father killed on the battlefield "probably fighting next to Thorin". RA said that, but he hadn't had time to delve more into the research, and of course he would put a noble spin on things. But Fili and Kili's supposed dwarf daddy was pretty much a pub mate of Thorin's, had a noble bloodline but not much else. He WAS killed on the battlefield, but it was because he'd been partying with Thorin all that day and mistook a notoriously bad-tempered war boar (who was only kept for breeding, really) for a pony, and got on the animal backwards, yet. He was laid to rest with full dwarf military honors.
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Avandel
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May 30 2014, 7:59pm
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And from an economic standpoint, this 100-year run of movies will keep the economies of New Zealand, Europe. and the United States strong for years, by employing a veritable army of cast and crew, which of course has a trickle-down effect into the food, fashion, and video game industries. In ten years Imrich Urnot will receive a Nobel prize and become president of the U.S. due to his savvy economic planning.
I'm not seeing any DOWNSIDE here.
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Kelvarhin
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May 31 2014, 6:09am
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From our Frontpage - Debunking that Hobbit movie rumour about Thorin Oakenshield
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Debunking that Hobbit movie rumour about Thorin Oakenshield
Basically it's a load of crock
Bag ENZ Home of the Hobbit *with thanks to cameragod ;D*
 
One by one they faded, and fell into shadow...
One book to rule them all
One book to find them
One book to bring them all
And in TORn bind them
In the land of TORnadoes...where the brilliant play
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J Pierpont Flathead
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May 31 2014, 12:58pm
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Richard himself have said that Thorin will die... So the rumor is fals
Oh, wait...
(I'm not saying it's true, but I'm not saying the credibility of self-interested parties is beyond question either).
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Lurker in the Mirk
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May 31 2014, 1:55pm
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They do cross social bounds with impunity eh, though the poor pointy-eared fellow...
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Tho I was thinking more of all those ancient tales of folklore, at happening upon fairy lights, fairy rings, in the woods, and joining the dance and never being able to stop, or worse, ignoring the warning to never, never eat or drink while in those lands. Heheh, I got that - it is a lovely imagery. Though the salacious nature of this little family secret just bends the mind towards that bawdy lot 
So Dis wandered farther and farther, restlessly on her sturdy mountain pony, and then she stopped to let the pony graze and sharpen her axe, and found something beautiful...SHHHH. The poor mysterious being with hair like the first rays of a pale winter sun! His therapy must cost a ton, though it's probably galling to share the same space with Dis' relation. Not to mention having to deal with this at a future point in his life. Hmmm... was holding the white gems Thror's way of ransoming the vision of perfection for alimony?
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