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cats16
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Sep 13 2014, 11:30am
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Here's looking at you, kid. //
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Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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cats16
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 11:30am
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You're going to sit in a very long time-out, little boy. //
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Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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dernwyn
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Sep 13 2014, 11:38am
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"Is not!" "Is too!" "Is not!" "Is too!" "I'm gonna tell Mom on you!" //
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome
Sep 13 2014, 12:06pm
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"Have you ever heard of 'personal boundaries', Elf-boy?" //
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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Riven Delve
Dor-Lomin
Sep 13 2014, 12:50pm
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*runs away as Thranduil's Thralls chase me with pitchforks and torches*
“Tollers,” Lewis said to Tolkien, “there is too little of what we really like in stories. I am afraid we shall have to try and write some ourselves.”
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BlackFox
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 3:05pm
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Bilbo's reaction upon accidentally googling "Thilbo" //
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BlackFox
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 3:23pm
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"Do not talk to me of tangled hair. I know its wrath and ruin. I have faced the great knots of the morning." //
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Bracegirdle
Doriath
Sep 13 2014, 4:54pm
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Cough her up Beardling! I know you're hiding a Dwarfette under there! //
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"Excuse me, excuse me. What does God need with a Starship?
James T. Kirk --S.T. V
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BlackFox
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 5:18pm
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Smaug tries dwarf-flavored lip gloss. //
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Meneldor
Doriath
Sep 13 2014, 5:38pm
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You want a dwarf-snack, Smaug? Huh, boy? Beg! Beg, Smaug!
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Now wait for it... Wait for it.... Good boy!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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dormouse
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 7:58pm
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"Just..... don't....... SNEEZE!!!!!" //
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 13 2014, 8:04pm
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How about 'more dangerous', smart a - -!
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 13 2014, 8:15pm
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I saw this trick done at SeaWorld once. Trust me, the audience will love it. //
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DanielLB
Elvenhome
Sep 13 2014, 9:45pm
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Thranduil: "Kiss me, and I'll turn into a Dwarf Princess!" /
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Faleel
Nargothrond
Sep 13 2014, 10:43pm
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Thorin auditioning for the new video game, Maiar Prime 3: Corruption.
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Thorin auditioning for the new video game, Maiar Prime 3: Corruption.
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cats16
Gondolin
Sep 13 2014, 11:38pm
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Come party right now in the Hobbit movie forum, as we celebrate one year's worth of CHOW discussion of the films. Hope to see you there!
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DanielLB
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Sep 14 2014, 1:52am
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Smaug's ability to blow bubbles in the shape of Dwarves is rather impressive! /
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Lurker in the Mirk
Doriath
Sep 14 2014, 1:54am
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Your neuroses ain't got nuthin on mine, drama scraggly beard //
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Fan of both books and movies; I am a lurker by nature though it seems I have severely misnamed myself... for the moment.
 Appreciating Thranduil, thread by thread: I, II, III, IV, V, VI, VII, VIII, IX, X, XI, XII
(Tis true: more appreciation threads for Thranduil exist than ME movies)
 Thrall Wars!: What business do Elves, Dwarves or Men(?) have with drooling thralls, yea, with smartphones in tow, unto the slopes of Erebor? ... oh, yes, the Hobbit's lingering in some shadows, ever ready to swoop to the hairy rescue. Take cover if you dare!. (A writing triangle with Avandel and Kerewyn)
Teh partsies: Prologue (aka the 'tater-mash of whatever came before), two, three, three-appendix: An Unexpected Flashback, four, five (new, posted 20 August)
"BoFA"= The Battle || "BotFA"/"tBotFA" = The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies
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 Middle-earth dispatches out of the lurkmirk
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Silverlode
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Sep 14 2014, 6:27am
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Now hold on! I didn't invite any TORNsibs to a party at my house. //
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"Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Silverlode
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Sep 14 2014, 6:40am
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"You put your HEAD in..." Thranduil shows Thorin how to dance the Sassy Elven Hokey Pokey. //
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Sep 14 2014, 6:43am
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Thorin began to regret letting the other dwarves double-dare him into this. //
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BlackFox
Gondolin
Sep 14 2014, 9:10am
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It's been a blast reading all of your submissions. 
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Darkstone
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Sep 15 2014, 2:02pm
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"Are you small?" No, officer, I'm tall!" "Well, I'm going to have to measure you...." /
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Suddenly the king cried to Snowmane and the horse sprang away. Behind him his banner blew in the wind, white horse upon a field of green, but he outpaced it. After him thundered the knights of his house, but he was ever before them. Éomer rode there, the white horsetail on his helm floating in his speed, and the front of the first éored roared like a breaker foaming to the shore, but Théoden could not be overtaken. Fey he seemed, or the battle-fury of his fathers ran like new fire in his veins, and he was borne up on Snowmane like a god of old, even as Oromë the Great in the battle of the Valar when the world was young. His golden shield was uncovered, and lo! it shone like an image of the Sun, and the grass flamed into green about the white feet of his steed. For morning came, morning and a wind from the sea; and the darkness was removed, and the hosts of Mordor wailed, and terror took them, and they fled, and died, and the hoofs of wrath rode over them. And then all the host of Rohan burst into song, and they sang as they slew, for the joy of battle was on them, and the sound of their singing that was fair and terrible came even to the City:
There's a Great Darkness over the Pelennor,
There's a Great Darkness over the Pelennor!
Our spears’ nowhere as high as an Oliphaunt’s eye,
And the field’s full of orcs, wargs and huge Olog-hai!
Oh what a Rohirrim morning,
Oh what a Rohirrim day!
We've got a wonderful feeling,
We shall kill thousands today!
Oh, we’ll kill us some Easterling Variags,
And know we’re not given to idle brags,
We’ll battle and vanquish the Black Serpent King,
And even an undying dwimmerlaik thing!
Oh what a Rohirrim morning,
Oh what a Rohirrim day!
We've got a wonderful feeling,
We shall kill thousands today!
-Rodgers and Hammerstein, The Lord of the Rings
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