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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 1:41pm

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Get ready to enjoy some tasty threads on the Main Board next weekend when we celebrate Founders Day here on TORn. This year's event marks the 15th Anniversary of the founding of theonering.net!

Whatever your pleasure, you'll find some great fare on the Main Board. We'll also be hosting a whole array of party threads, games, special stories and surprises here, and at other TORn locales. So make your plans now to stop by and enjoy a bountiful buffet guaranteed to fill up your computer screen.



That's right, the place will be cram-filled with wargermelons, oliphaunt-parmesan and more!

Let us know what Middle Earth delicacy you would like the Elves to make for you -- and mark your calendars for Founders Day Weekend -- April 26!



Weaver



DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 16 2014, 2:13pm

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I've been cooking! On the table includes: [In reply to] Can't Post

WaterMelian chunks, homemade Háma and cheese sandwiches, some Filidelphia cheese, and the pičce de résistance is my Fangorn Gateau with Wight Chocolate.

Now, Gimli another beer.

*Puts on a bit of Moriah Carey to begin celebrations*

I can't wait.



weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 2:26pm

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What a Smaugasbord! [In reply to] Can't Post

Still laughing here -- Hama and Cheese! Wight Chocolate!

See you at the Party DanielLB!Smile

Weaver



BlackFox
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 4:39pm

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I suck at making puns [In reply to] Can't Post

I'll just have some eggs Benedict and a bean pie. Wink


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Magpie
Immortal


Apr 16 2014, 4:50pm

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how about... [In reply to] Can't Post

Aiglos Benedict?

(it was all I could come up with after 15 minutes!)



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Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 5:32pm

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Hahaha! I'll send my ideas by Shadowfax. Here's some below-- [In reply to] Can't Post

For breakfast, some Ferry preserves on Butterbur toast

At lunch, I'll have a couple of Midgeburgers with Tom-atoes and Bomba-dill pickles, follwed by a Gold-berry Surprise cobbler, or a slice of Buckleberry pie.

SmileTongue



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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 5:35pm

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Would either of you like some Rhadagasts with that? [In reply to] Can't Post

I probably spelled Rhadagast wrong and that's a very bad pun on Radish in case no one gets it!

Weaver



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 5:36pm

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Bean pie would be quite heavy. A Cumbersome batch for sure. [In reply to] Can't Post

Evil



weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 5:39pm

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That's quite an order -- you are going to need a Baggins to put your leftovers in! [In reply to] Can't Post

Berry good, Ethel! Smile

Weaver



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 5:43pm

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Ha ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Slurp.

So, what did that stem from? (I can see you're branching out.)



Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 6:02pm

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I like my Balrog wings rare and shadowy [In reply to] Can't Post

with a vodka Gimli-t on the side.



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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 6:14pm

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Add in some T-Aragorn if you like them hot!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



weaver
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 6:15pm

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I got that last one from Gandalf the Grape// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



Ethel Duath
Half-elven


Apr 16 2014, 6:21pm

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And all this time I tought it was Gilbert. I'm Rad-aghast at the thought!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



DanielLB
Immortal


Apr 16 2014, 7:01pm

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Ouch. [In reply to] Can't Post

I just had a red hot Elwing. I think I am Luthien teeth now. I must Bree going because it has made me feel Meliancollie. Or maybe I could read "The Adventures of Huckleberry Fingolfin" to cheer me up.



NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Apr 16 2014, 7:41pm

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Somehow I'm always hungry shortly after eating them // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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weaver
Half-elven


Apr 17 2014, 1:19am

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Sounds like you need to go to the Entist! [In reply to] Can't Post

Now that was good! Still laughing here over Red Hot Elwings and Luthien teeth...!

Weaver



weaver
Half-elven


Apr 17 2014, 1:29am

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I find they are better if you smote them first.// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Weaver



grammaboodawg
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Apr 17 2014, 4:55pm

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Roasted Maggoty Mushrooms and fried glHAM-RINGS // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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SirDennisC
Half-elven


Apr 18 2014, 1:26am

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Is it worth it for a mere 6 teef? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Kelvarhin
Half-elven


Apr 18 2014, 7:17am

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*groans* I think I just got pundegestion!// [In reply to] Can't Post

TongueLaugh





Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2014, 7:46am

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The menu of the day will be as follows: [In reply to] Can't Post

Starter
Choice of duck Galiontine or cold Turin of salmon

Main
Legolamb lightly pan Círdan roasted, with potatoes and Sauronkraut

Dessert
Choice of lemon Mering pie or Carrock cake

Tuor three selections of Brandywine

Isen coffee or tea with Melkor lemon


Rembrethil
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2014, 3:06pm

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Can we get an Ear-o'-corn for a side? [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Lissuin
Tol Eressea


Apr 18 2014, 8:09pm

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Apologies from the kitchen, [In reply to] Can't Post

menus are planned according to seasonal availability, and we are out of Stock. There just isn't any Moria to be had.Evil


weaver
Half-elven


Apr 18 2014, 8:59pm

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Sauronkraut! Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

I bet that would smell and taste really baaaaaaaad!

Weaver


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