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ForestPark
Ossiriand
Dec 31 2012, 1:34pm
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Middle Earth New Year's Resolutions
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Radagast... Try to keep this place tidier.
Smaug.... I've real got to get out more and eat people.. erh meet people, meet people!
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Radagast-Aiwendil
Mithlond
Dec 31 2012, 1:58pm
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Treebeard: to finish saying good morning before midnight
Radagast: to cut down on my excessive consumption of mushrooms
Saruman: to decide whose side I'm on..
Smaug: to make a good impression on cinemagoers this year..and hopefully eat a few as well
Azog: to go back to the grave where I belong (PJ's fault, not mine)
Galadriel: to stop talking to people telepathically and use the phone instead
Gandalf the White: to get a promotion to Gandalf of Many Colours
Gandalf the Grey: to lead some more innocent lads and lasses off into the blue for mad adventures
Boromir: to control my obsession with that pretty ring..
Gollum: to get better at riddle games so that filthy little Bagginses can't beat us!
Reliable Radagast rides his sled of Rhosgobel Rabbits round and round Rhovanion.
Tongue twister copyright Radagast-Aiwendil 2012.
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Joe-Mathews
Ossiriand
Dec 31 2012, 3:56pm
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Radagast: Hire a maid (squirrel) to clean up this place!
Gandalf: Try not to loose my silver scarf.
Bilbo: Carry pocket handkerchiefs at all times! And install peephole in Bag End door!
Orcs: Never bring Azog bad news. Just run away.
Thrush: Eat more Lonely Mountain snails!
'There is some woe that lies upon you... Why will you not tell me more?'
'For that woe is past,' said Galadriel; 'and I would take what joy is here left, untroubled by memory. And maybe there is woe enough yet to come, thought still hope may seem bright.'
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Ziggy Stardust
Mithlond
Dec 31 2012, 5:09pm
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Bilbo: To finally finish writing that book!
Sam: To finally cook that fish meal with taters...and make Gollum eat it.
Pippin: to cut down on smoking. I smoke too much. Ask Merry, he says so.
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ForestPark
Ossiriand
Dec 31 2012, 6:41pm
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Sam .. Open that chain of fish and ships shops
Gollum... Sushi Bar Sushi Bar arrrhhh !!!!!!
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dubulous
Nargothrond
Dec 31 2012, 11:14pm
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Treebeard: Be less hasty
Sauron: Don't lose any more jewelry
Smaug: Get that armour fixed around the heart
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Rostron2
Mithlond
Jan 1 2013, 12:07am
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Elrond: I need to ask my sons over to dinner more, especially since they always seem to miss our visitors.
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Eye's on Guard
Menegroth
Jan 1 2013, 1:13am
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 "I've got to control my anger sometimes"
 "Invite some new folks over...I haven't heard a good story since the Tale of the Fifteen Birds."
 "Do some touch up work on my rock statue...not everyone notices it's me."
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zarabia
Dor-Lomin
Jan 1 2013, 2:21am
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Barliman Butterbur: Get some post-it notes! //
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"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
(This post was edited by zarabia on Jan 1 2013, 2:23am)
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Jan 1 2013, 4:25am
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Glorfindel: to finally land a movie. Not just a role--a movie! And maybe, just maybe, eventually reprise the part in an ensemble movie, like the Avengers or Justice League but for Middle Earth. It might be called the Protectors of Arda. But it will be mostly me, I'll be like Iron Man. But not as vain or egocentric.
Balrog of Moria: 1. I want to be where the people are, I wanna see, wanna see the...sunshine, Walking around under- what do you call it? Oh- sky . 2. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Dream about it every night and day, spread my possibly-vestigial plumes of smoke-like "shadows" and fly away....
A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.
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Kimtc
Nargothrond
Jan 1 2013, 4:44am
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Kili: branch out on my own, try to stop relying on family connections to get ahead.
Fili: ditto.
Tom Bombadil: get a better agent.
Goldberry: ditto
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zarabia
Dor-Lomin
Jan 1 2013, 9:40am
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Avoid hiring creepy looking guys with names like Wormtongue to be top advisers.
"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Jan 1 2013, 1:41pm
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The Edoras HR department's interview procedure probably needs to be tightened a bit. 
Wormtongue:
1. Remember to ask the boss:
Mr. Saruman, bring me a charm
To grow my eyebrows--I mean, what's the harm?--
To beef me up, a Rohirrim hero,
I'll need a tan, make it SPF zero....
2. I should work on my bowling average, but I left my ball at Meduseld. Now where could I find a replacement....?
A bag is like a hole that you can carry with you.
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tennie75
Menegroth
Jan 1 2013, 9:46pm
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Pippin: Watch out for falling apples.
Theoden: Watch out for falling horses.
Gandalf the Gray: Watch out for falling.
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Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.
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zarabia
Dor-Lomin
Jan 2 2013, 3:44am
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"Now, Mr. Wormtongue, where do you see yourself in ten years?" 
And an eyebrow growing charm?
"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
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