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The LOTR Caption Contest CCXII


Mar 11 2019, 10:46pm

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The LOTR Caption Contest CCXII Can't Post

Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Broadway Showtune cognoscente hanne for picking me as the two hundred and eleventh winner of The Lord of the Rings Caption Contest.

According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the two hundred and twelveth screenshot for all of you to caption:

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Mar 12 2019, 11:06am

Post #2 of 13 (3042 views)
The Fellowship attempt to find Gollum in the Ball Room of the MacDonalds at Minas Morgul [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 12 2019, 1:31pm

Post #3 of 13 (3032 views)
Let Ian try to find his Laurence Olivier autographed Hamlet skull now! [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 12 2019, 5:54pm

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Hereís the army you ordered. All sales are final. // [In reply to] Can't Post


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Mar 12 2019, 5:55pm

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ROFL! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post


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Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauronís master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Mar 12 2019, 7:58pm

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Aragorn found that riding the Paths of the Dead during Halloween was really bad timing.// [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 17 2019, 3:48am

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a moment earlier, Gimli was celebrating his narrow victory over Legolas. Now he can only hang his head in shame as Aragorn starts his tally... [In reply to] Can't Post


Tol Eressea

Mar 17 2019, 6:10pm

Post #8 of 13 (2606 views)
After Aragorn realizes the Evenstar fell off... [In reply to] Can't Post

Aragorn-I don't care how disgusted or creeped out you are Gimli, if we don't find the Evenstar necklace I dropped Arwen is going to kill me!

Gimli- Why isn't Legolas down here helping???

Legolas (from a rocky ledge out of frame)- I have elf-eyes. I don't need to walk on the skulls of dead people who still live as ghosts to look for them.

Gimli-...um, there are ghosts in here?!?!?!

Legolas- No, no ghosts! (whispers) Just their souls...


Aragorn-Oh just shut up and help me find it already!

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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Mar 17 2019, 6:14pm)


Mar 17 2019, 7:08pm

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hee! :) // [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 19 2019, 7:09pm

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The winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

Go forth and post!

Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.


Mar 19 2019, 7:39pm

Post #11 of 13 (2374 views)
Thank you, oh... I said THANK YOU!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

I have to shout because I suspect that poor cat can't hear me with that big fruit shell thing on its head.
And what is that fruit shell thing??

OK, I'll look for something weird...


Mar 19 2019, 8:02pm

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That's Meowyn Melonhelm. [In reply to] Can't Post

She was going to be in the book, but she fell asleep on the mat.

Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.


Mar 19 2019, 8:35pm

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Who needs Lembas when we have cocoa puffs? Just one more bag...// [In reply to] Can't Post



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