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Darkstone
Immortal
Mar 11 2019, 10:46pm
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The LOTR Caption Contest CCXII
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Thanks very much to TORnsib and fellow Broadway Showtune cognoscente hanne for picking me as the two hundred and eleventh winner of The Lord of the Rings Caption Contest.
According to the sacred rules as handed down by The Inestimable BlackFox I shall now hereby enter the two hundred and twelveth screenshot for all of you to caption:
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Alveric
Lorien
Mar 12 2019, 11:06am
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The Fellowship attempt to find Gollum in the Ball Room of the MacDonalds at Minas Morgul
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Belegdir
Lorien
Mar 12 2019, 1:31pm
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Let Ian try to find his Laurence Olivier autographed Hamlet skull now!
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hanne
Lorien
Mar 12 2019, 5:54pm
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Here’s the army you ordered. All sales are final. //
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Ataahua
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Mar 12 2019, 5:55pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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CuriousG
Half-elven
Mar 12 2019, 7:58pm
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Aragorn found that riding the Paths of the Dead during Halloween was really bad timing.//
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StingingFly
Lorien
Mar 17 2019, 3:48am
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a moment earlier, Gimli was celebrating his narrow victory over Legolas. Now he can only hang his head in shame as Aragorn starts his tally...
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Cirashala
Tol Eressea
Mar 17 2019, 6:10pm
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After Aragorn realizes the Evenstar fell off...
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Aragorn-I don't care how disgusted or creeped out you are Gimli, if we don't find the Evenstar necklace I dropped Arwen is going to kill me!
Gimli- Why isn't Legolas down here helping???
Legolas (from a rocky ledge out of frame)- I have elf-eyes. I don't need to walk on the skulls of dead people who still live as ghosts to look for them.
Gimli-...um, there are ghosts in here?!?!?!
Legolas- No, no ghosts! (whispers) Just their souls...
Gimli-...A-Aragorn????
Aragorn-Oh just shut up and help me find it already!
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hanne
Lorien
Mar 17 2019, 7:08pm
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Darkstone
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Mar 19 2019, 7:09pm
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Go forth and post!
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Alveric
Lorien
Mar 19 2019, 7:39pm
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Thank you, oh... I said THANK YOU!!!
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I have to shout because I suspect that poor cat can't hear me with that big fruit shell thing on its head.
And what is that fruit shell thing??
OK, I'll look for something weird...
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Darkstone
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Mar 19 2019, 8:02pm
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She was going to be in the book, but she fell asleep on the mat.
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kzer_za
Lorien
Mar 19 2019, 8:35pm
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Who needs Lembas when we have cocoa puffs? Just one more bag...//
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