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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jun 24 2013, 3:57pm
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They didn't realize the deleterious economic effects on local mom-and-pop necromancers./
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Pippin: "When you guys fall in the forest, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!"
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sador
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 4:31pm
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And it's always lovely to see you around. 
'But my father loves them,' said Tśrin, 'and he is not happy without them. He says that we have learned all that we know from them, and have been made a nobler people; and he says that the Men that have lately come over the Mountains are little better than Orcs.'
'That is true,' answered Sador; 'true at least of some of us. But the up-climbing is painful, and from high places it is easy to fall low.'
Who was right?
Join us in the Reading Room, for the discussion of Of the Coming of Men into the West, beginning on June 9!
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 5:47pm
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Nine drinks for mortal men doomed the next morning to wish they'd died //
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Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jun 24 2013, 6:01pm
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The Necromancer never quite crossed Thranduil's "red line". /
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Pippin: "When you guys fall in the forest, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!"
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elaen32
Mithlond
Jun 24 2013, 6:02pm
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One bar to blind them
One bar to bring them all
And to their barstools bind them!!
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Jun 24 2013, 6:02pm
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There never was any convincing proof of Jewelry of Mass Destruction. /
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Pippin: "When you guys fall in the forest, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since!"
(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jun 24 2013, 6:03pm)
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 6:12pm
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Just One for the dark lord who is driving home
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(We missed that bit)
Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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elaen32
Mithlond
Jun 24 2013, 6:43pm
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that the Necromancer drinks and drives?! He has obviously forgotten the "Leave the car at home" ad campaign- no wonder Radagast looks so down at heel if his bunny sled taxi service isn't being used! Or does the Nec now go via black (rider) cab?
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
(This post was edited by elaen32 on Jun 24 2013, 6:44pm)
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L. Ron Halfelven
Hithlum
Jun 24 2013, 7:42pm
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No way he could pass the Black Breathalyzer.//
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"123456!... password!... password1!... password2!... Gimli, do you know Durin's date of birth? Thanks. 140457!... mithril@!... mithril#!... maltbeer!... qwerty!... Legolas, do your elf eyes see any post-its lying around the base of the cliff?"
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 7:51pm
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Drunk in charge of a fell beast.
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Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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elaen32
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Jun 24 2013, 8:27pm
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You and L Ron have just made me crack up laughing! I've been in desperate need of cheering up so thanks guys!!
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 8:28pm
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Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 9:20pm
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"thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye." All too true, I am *never* having a "Morghul Depth Charge" again [groan] //
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Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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noWizardme
Gondolin
Jun 24 2013, 9:33pm
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Next up -"Earendil liked Gran Marnier
" //
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or, best not
Disclaimers: The words of noWizardme may stand on their heads! I'm often wrong about things, and its fun to be taught more....
"nowimė I am in the West, Furincurunir to the Dwarves (or at least, to their best friend) and by other names in other lands. Mostly they just say 'Oh no it's him - look busy!' "
Or "Hold off! unhand me, grey-beard loon!"
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Na Vedui
Nargothrond
Jun 24 2013, 11:27pm
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The replies to this thread have given me such a laugh!
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Ataahua
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Jun 24 2013, 11:30pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Saurons master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Cirashala
Doriath
Jun 25 2013, 12:59am
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I have to say, I get tears in my eyes every time I see your signature line! It's hilarious!
Did you come up with it yourself?
Half Elven Daughter of Celethian of the Woodland Realm
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Ethel Duath
Gondolin
Jun 25 2013, 3:34am
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In the car with four doors, and one headlamp like an eye //
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