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Ataahua
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Feb 23 2013, 10:24pm
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Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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So why did Tom Bombadil keep himself apart from the wider world anyway?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
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Feb 23 2013, 10:42pm
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So he can develop his own secret plans for world conquest!
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Tom takes the long-view. After King Elessar dies the Fourth Age is ripe for the taking.
'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on Feb 23 2013, 10:44pm)
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DanielLB
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Feb 23 2013, 11:13pm
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Bombadil was responsible for the horsemeat scandal
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Middle-earth found out that Fatty Lumpkin had been used in their favourite beef products.
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Ataahua
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Feb 23 2013, 11:14pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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ryouko
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Feb 24 2013, 1:21am
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CuriousG
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Feb 24 2013, 5:41am
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He was exiled by right-minded folk who couldn't put up with his "Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!" If he were my neighbor and sang like that all day, I'd vote for stricter noise ordinances if I couldn't get him banished to the fringes of the Barrow Downs.
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 24 2013, 11:39am
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Tom was too sexy for his yellow boots.
It's not his fault. Goldberry kept him in isolation. She was afraid that all the women in Middle-earth would fall for him. Turns out, beards are in. 
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett
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elaen32
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Feb 24 2013, 12:26pm
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Well that's just put me off my Sunday roast!!
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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Bombadil
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Feb 25 2013, 2:39am
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RT.. never. ..Bomby likes you Very Buch!
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zarabia
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Feb 25 2013, 5:26am
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( Looks furtively around - whispers) He's part of the witness protection program.
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He used to be an accountant for the Mob until he started to sing.
"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
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elevorn
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Feb 25 2013, 6:51pm
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Because whatever he is smoking was illegal everywhere else//
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"clever hobbits to climb so high!"
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Feb 25 2013, 7:05pm
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As somebody who's married to a Tom Bombadil look-alike
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I'd have to agree :-)
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 25 2013, 7:47pm
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This reminds me of my Aunt and Uncle
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When the dwarves had just been cast, she was so intrigued by Graham McTavish.
As I pointed out to her, he looked a lot like my Uncle. 
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett
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BoromirOfWinterfell
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Feb 25 2013, 8:27pm
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I think my comment was the offensive one. And a bit way-out. 
"Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards because a refusal often offends." - Terry Pratchett
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sador
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Feb 26 2013, 7:29am
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He was afraid Tami Lane would have a go at his hair. //
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Arandiel
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Feb 26 2013, 6:04pm
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this?
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CuriousG
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Feb 26 2013, 9:25pm
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"You know, that guy you see around town who is either the most annoying public nuisance ever or a fabulously quirky local character. "
Added is the fact that he talks to willow trees and claims to be able to drive ghosts out of cemeteries, and you've got a crazy public menace on your hands. Just as bad, he calls his pet "Fatty" in public, which makes the overweight unfairly self-conscious. Nuisance all around; keep your kids away from him.
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