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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Doriath
Jan 20 2013, 5:12am
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Heads up! : SNL just aired Hobbit feature on the east coast!
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This one riffs on everything. I mean everything. Someone has really done their online homework.
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Magpie
Elvenhome
Jan 20 2013, 5:27am
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I would be hard pressed to write a synopsis. It was a long piece. But you're right. It had everything and the kitchen sink in there.
The premise is that PJ is splitting the last two movies of the trilogy into 18 movies.
I'm not sure if it will make it online but they said skits were available on iTunes (I'm sure for a fee).
Now the question is... did the writers of this piece lurk on these boards! haha
The Hobbit 4: Apple Maps, An Unexpected Detour.
Hobbit 10: The Elf Queen Tries To Pick An Outfit
The Hobbit 11: Trying to Split a Complicated Dinner Bill
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AinurOlorin
Gondolin
Jan 20 2013, 6:09am
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Aww GOD! I have Saturday Night Live on upstairs!! How did I miss it?!
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Dargh!
"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!"
"Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
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bborchar
Nargothrond
Jan 20 2013, 1:37pm
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My favorite was "The dwarves try to assemble an Ikea dresser". Although apple maps was good, too.
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dernwyn
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Jan 20 2013, 1:52pm
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to the sketch on Hulu: http://www.hulu.com/watch/447654#i1,p0,d1
Love the Apple Maps title - and "Sauron: Dead and Loving It"!
I think you're right, about the writers lurking here...
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Aragalen the Green
Mithlond
Jan 20 2013, 5:00pm
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Sorry, was I shouting?
Hilarious, thanks for sharing!!
There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.
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Aragalen the Green
Mithlond
Jan 20 2013, 5:47pm
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There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.
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AinurOlorin
Gondolin
Jan 20 2013, 5:57pm
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"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!"
"Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
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bborchar
Nargothrond
Jan 20 2013, 5:57pm
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BTW, the video from last night is different than Hulu...
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My friend DVR'ed it, and there was another "movie" about "Dwarves singing more songs", and showed Thorin and Bombur singing Billy Joel's "For the longest time".
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AinurOlorin
Gondolin
Jan 20 2013, 6:11pm
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Missing content!
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Damn your failings, Hulu! My friend DVR'ed it, and there was another "movie" about "Dwarves singing more songs", and showed Thorin and Bombur singing Billy Joel's "For the longest time".
"Hear me, hounds of Sauron, Gandalf is here! Fly if you value your foul skins, I will shrivel you from tail to snout if you step within this circle!"
"Do not be to eager to deal out death in judgement. Even the very wise cannot see all ends."
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Magpie
Elvenhome
Jan 20 2013, 6:26pm
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I knew it was different and wondered if it were shorter
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But you're right.. I remember the Billy Joel song, now.
I knew it was at least in some ways different. During the broadcast I saw (East Coast time zone), there was a moment when the screen had a title something like "The Hobbit: 8" and the narrator said, "The Hobbit: 10". Lots of people on Twitter caught that.
That was fixed for the uploaded video.
We also had a lot of moments when the video stopped playing and some people on Twitter commented that it sounded like the in house audience was experiencing those glitches, not just the at home audience. Perhaps there was something corrupt with the last part of the video and they just chopped it off.
Or maybe they didn't have rights to upload the Billy Joel song. Rights for that kind of stuff can get complicated.
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Aragalen the Green
Mithlond
Jan 20 2013, 6:40pm
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The Hobbit 7: Gandalf and Radagast Smoke Pipe-Weed
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Radagast: This is excellent pipe-weed! What do you call it?
Gandalf: Old Toby...the finest weed in the Southfarthing! Did I tell you that Bilbo once blew a smoke ring right in my face?
Radagast: No! What did you do? Smack him upside the head for his audacity?
Gandalf: No, I did something better. I sent him on an adventure.
There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.
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Aragalen the Green
Mithlond
Jan 20 2013, 6:42pm
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That YOU provided from the nbc site...but was thanking Demanon for sharing it anyway.
There it is: dwarves are not heroes, but calculating folk with a great idea of the value of money; some are tricky and treacherous and pretty bad lots; some are not, but are decent enough people like Thorin and Company, if you don't expect too much.
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swordwhale
Dor-Lomin
Jan 20 2013, 8:33pm
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Ikea.... I just snorked my tea through both ears....
Go outside and play...
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Ataahua
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Jan 20 2013, 8:36pm
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Thanks Lissuin. :)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Owain
Dor-Lomin
Jan 21 2013, 1:23am
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Thanks for sharing.
Middle Earth is New Zealand!
"Question everything, embrace the bad, and hold on to the good."
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