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What do you call a wizard's farts?
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TheCoon
Neirol

Nov 29 2011, 12:45am

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What do you call a wizard's farts? Can't Post

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Nov 29 2011, 1:01am

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Thorgal
Eerb

Nov 29 2011, 1:47am

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Arnor [In reply to] Can't Post

Wizard - Wielder of the flame of arnor
Fart - Flame of Arnor
Anti fart - Dark fire

http://www.youtube.com/...;v=JLclk16PtE4#t=76s


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SirDennisC
Nevle-flah


Nov 29 2011, 1:56am

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Parting the grey rain-curtain? [In reply to] Can't Post

...and then you see it.


SirDennisC
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Nov 29 2011, 1:57am

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Aessere Lot

Nov 29 2011, 3:12am

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Air bending. no wait that's from something else.... // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Aessere Lot

Nov 29 2011, 3:15am

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What I wouldn't call them is late. Nor early. They come exactly when they are meant to. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Magpie
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Nov 29 2011, 3:38am

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I don't know but Galadriel can smell it in the air. [In reply to] Can't Post

Or was that Treebeard?


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Nov 29 2011, 4:02am

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Aessere Lot

Nov 29 2011, 5:21am

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YOU SHALL NOT PASS GAS in public!!! --a Wizard's mom // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


grammaboodawg
Latrommi


Nov 29 2011, 10:04am

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grammaboodawg
Latrommi


Nov 29 2011, 10:07am

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grammaboodawg
Latrommi


Nov 29 2011, 10:23am

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grammaboodawg
Latrommi


Nov 29 2011, 2:34pm

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SirDennisC
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Nov 29 2011, 2:47pm

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Gandalf'sMother
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Nov 29 2011, 2:55pm

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Maiar methane [In reply to] Can't Post

or the West Wind.


Snulle
Eerb

Nov 29 2011, 3:41pm

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I Smell You! [In reply to] Can't Post

Blush


Snulle
Eerb

Nov 29 2011, 3:43pm

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Manfart!


Arwen's daughter
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Nov 29 2011, 4:39pm

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Thorgal
Eerb

Nov 29 2011, 4:43pm

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I watched that movie the human centipede, only thing I now think of when hearing fart jokes or anything that has to do with butts...is that creepy pedo movie.


SirDennisC
Nevle-flah


Nov 29 2011, 5:56pm

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"The other 'Old Toby'" [In reply to] Can't Post

Fun Facts:

Tobold Hornblower was known for more than cultivating pipe-weed.

Place names "Longbottom" and "Southfarting" are owing to "Hornblower's" (itself a nickname) habit as well.

Despite any connotation, Longbottom Leaf is not to be confused with skunk weed.


Ruxendil_Thoorg
Aessere Lot

Nov 29 2011, 6:11pm

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Ash nazg flatulûk, Ash nazg pee-u-atul / Ash nazg lightamatchulûk, Agh can't take this beanurzum-dipishi burritopatul!// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


L. Ron Halfelven
SnevaH Yerg


Nov 29 2011, 7:31pm

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L. Ron Halfelven
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Nov 29 2011, 7:44pm

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'Your love of the Halflings' beans has clearly sped up your colon.'// [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Latrommi


Nov 29 2011, 7:52pm

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