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TheCoon
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Nov 29 2011, 12:45am
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What do you call a wizard's farts?
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Radagas
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Nov 29 2011, 1:56am
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Parting the grey rain-curtain?
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...and then you see it.
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Nov 29 2011, 3:12am
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Air bending. no wait that's from something else.... //
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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Nov 29 2011, 3:15am
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What I wouldn't call them is late. Nor early. They come exactly when they are meant to. //
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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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taekotemple
Hithlum
Nov 29 2011, 4:02am
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Now I'm wondering what you'd call an Ent's farts.
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Oxygen? 
“Tell me one last thing,” said Harry. “Is this real? Or has this been happening inside my head?”
“Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?”
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Nov 29 2011, 5:21am
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YOU SHALL NOT PASS GAS in public!!! --a Wizard's mom //
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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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Snulle
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Nov 29 2011, 3:41pm
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Snulle
Nevrast
Nov 29 2011, 3:43pm
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What is it? What Do You Smell?
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Manfart!
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Thorgal
Nevrast
Nov 29 2011, 4:43pm
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I watched that movie the human centipede, only thing I now think of when hearing fart jokes or anything that has to do with butts...is that creepy pedo movie.
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Nov 29 2011, 5:56pm
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Fun Facts:
Tobold Hornblower was known for more than cultivating pipe-weed.
Place names "Longbottom" and "Southfarting" are owing to "Hornblower's" (itself a nickname) habit as well.
Despite any connotation, Longbottom Leaf is not to be confused with skunk weed.
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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Dor-Lomin
Nov 29 2011, 6:11pm
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Ash nazg flatulûk, Ash nazg pee-u-atul / Ash nazg lightamatchulûk, Agh can't take this beanurzum-dipishi burritopatul!//
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"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."
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L. Ron Halfelven
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Nov 29 2011, 7:31pm
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"Gandalf!" cried the Hobbit-children. "Light it, Gandalf!"//
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Fight for us! And regain your honor, learn valuable technical skills, and qualify for up to four years' college tuition under the GI Bill! What say you?
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L. Ron Halfelven
Hithlum
Nov 29 2011, 7:44pm
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'Your love of the Halflings' beans has clearly sped up your colon.'//
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Fight for us! And regain your honor, learn valuable technical skills, and qualify for up to four years' college tuition under the GI Bill! What say you?
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Aunt Dora Baggins
Elvenhome
Nov 29 2011, 7:52pm
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories
leleni at hotmail dot com
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