Our Sponsor Sideshow Send us News
Lord of the Rings Tolkien
Search Tolkien
Lord of The RingsTheOneRing.net - Forged By And For Fans Of JRR Tolkien
Lord of The Rings Serving Middle-Earth Since The First Age

Lord of the Rings Movie News - J.R.R. Tolkien

  Main Index   Search Posts   Who's Online   Log in
The One Ring Forums: Tolkien Topics: Main:
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 26 2011, 3:43am

Post #1 of 21 (1144 views)
Shortcut
Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories Can't Post

What was the real reason why Mandos placed the Doom of the Noldor on Feanor and his followers when they left Valinor?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Wraith Buster
Gondor


Jun 26 2011, 3:49am

Post #2 of 21 (612 views)
Shortcut
Feanor rented too many movies from Netflex [In reply to] Can't Post

Mandos had to go to Valinor to get things straitened out with their internet providers so he thought a good grounding was needed.

Pedich Edhellen? Lau? Hria cuilë.

End of line.


grammaboodawg
Immortal


Jun 26 2011, 3:16pm

Post #3 of 21 (561 views)
Shortcut
Well... someone always has to be the fall-guy // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

sample sample

I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.



TORn's Observations Lists
Unused Scenes



Otaku-sempai
Immortal

Jun 26 2011, 7:20pm

Post #4 of 21 (573 views)
Shortcut
Warrants [In reply to] Can't Post

Feanor and his followers had out-standing warrants for unpaid parking tickets.


TheNazgul
Rivendell


Jun 27 2011, 1:17am

Post #5 of 21 (601 views)
Shortcut
Because he knew he would have to help save their sorry butts [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Dalamar:"so as you can see Queen Takhisis has returned."
Palin:"challenge accepted!"Photobucket


sador
Half-elven


Jun 27 2011, 9:45am

Post #6 of 21 (548 views)
Shortcut
To frame him of murder. Like Roger Rabbit. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"I’m not sure if that list is of any use, but having done the rest, it was relatively easy to create. What other kinds of word-sorting would be useful for understanding this chapter?"
- N.E. Brigand
.


The weekly discussion of The Lord of the Rings is back. Join us in the Reading Room for The Siege of Gondor !



NottaSackville
Tol Eressea

Jun 27 2011, 4:51pm

Post #7 of 21 (519 views)
Shortcut
He was cleaning off his coffee table and had to put it somewhere // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Happiness: money matters, but less than we think and not in the way that we think. Family is important and so are friends, while envy is toxic -- and so is excessive thinking. Beaches are optional. Trust is not. Neither is gratitude. - The Geography of Bliss by Eric Weiner as summarized by Lily Fairbairn.


Oiotári
Tol Eressea


Jun 27 2011, 5:07pm

Post #8 of 21 (531 views)
Shortcut
His fortune cookie told him to [In reply to] Can't Post

he then proceeded to ask his magic 8 ball if he should listen to his fortune cookie


..The land of long-forgotten name:
......no man may ever anchor near;
..No steering star his hope may aim,
......for nether Night its marches drear,
..And waters wide no sail may tame,
......with shores encircled dark and sheer.

..O! Haven where my heart would be!
......the waves beat upon thy bar
..For ever echo endlessly,
......when longing leads thy thought afar


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 27 2011, 5:59pm

Post #9 of 21 (522 views)
Shortcut
Like "the cheese touch" it must be passed on or you are stuck with it forever. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 27 2011, 7:25pm

Post #10 of 21 (567 views)
Shortcut
I really don't think I want to know what that is! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Jun 28 2011, 1:00am

Post #11 of 21 (516 views)
Shortcut
They say it's worse than nuclear cooties... [In reply to] Can't Post

Cheese Touch: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73DxZPhVOYc


batik
Tol Eressea


Jun 28 2011, 1:03am

Post #12 of 21 (522 views)
Shortcut
typos! it was *supposed to be* ...the mood of the drool'n// [In reply to] Can't Post

 


tennie75
Lorien


Jun 28 2011, 2:57am

Post #13 of 21 (521 views)
Shortcut
they skipped out before paying for the party room, and the damage deposit check bounced// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.


silneldor
Half-elven


Jun 28 2011, 11:55am

Post #14 of 21 (497 views)
Shortcut
He took their seasonal supply of fig newtons, and strawberry newtons... [In reply to] Can't Post

That was the last straw(berry).

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













SmeagoloftheStoors
Lorien


Jun 28 2011, 3:50pm

Post #15 of 21 (492 views)
Shortcut
To quote a song... [In reply to] Can't Post

"They all were whelps of high renoun, and lads of good gentry. 'Twas pride that brought their country down, and they laid it all upon me."

Shameless promo of my reenactment groups site and forum.
www.orderoftherouseclan.org
www.orderoftherouseclan.proboards.com
Order Badge


Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:31pm

Post #16 of 21 (472 views)
Shortcut
Like all mothers, so he could say "I told you so!" when the inevitable happened. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:35pm

Post #17 of 21 (483 views)
Shortcut
All of the mean old Noldor used to laugh and call him names. They wouldn't let poor Mandos join in any Noldor games. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


(This post was edited by Darkstone on Jun 28 2011, 5:38pm)


Darkstone
Immortal

Jun 28 2011, 5:38pm

Post #18 of 21 (474 views)
Shortcut
His little joke. They were lucky he didn't place the Sign of the "Kick me!" upon them./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

******************************************
The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”


Loresilme
Valinor


Jun 28 2011, 5:58pm

Post #19 of 21 (485 views)
Shortcut
ROFL! A great one for Scenes from the Hat .... [In reply to] Can't Post

"Things you would find on the coffee table in the lobby of the Halls of Mandos" Sly


Patty
Immortal


Jun 28 2011, 6:09pm

Post #20 of 21 (481 views)
Shortcut
I would guess... [In reply to] Can't Post

death certificates? Angelic

Permanent address: Into the West





Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Jun 28 2011, 7:59pm

Post #21 of 21 (553 views)
Shortcut
Oh no! LOL! :D / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories

 
 

Search for (options) Powered by Gossamer Forum v.1.2.3

home | advertising | contact us | back to top | search news | join list | Content Rating

This site is maintained and updated by fans of The Lord of the Rings, and is in no way affiliated with Tolkien Enterprises or the Tolkien Estate. We in no way claim the artwork displayed to be our own. Copyrights and trademarks for the books, films, articles, and other promotional materials are held by their respective owners and their use is allowed under the fair use clause of the Copyright Law. Design and original photography however are copyright © 1999-2012 TheOneRing.net. Binary hosting provided by Nexcess.net

Do not follow this link, or your host will be blocked from this site. This is a spider trap.