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Aerlinn
Menegroth


Mar 6 2007, 3:03pm

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This week's great idea comes from Stapper (thanks!): Why did Frodo really leave Middle Earth (for the Undying Lands)?

Family board manners, please - and if you have an idea, do as Stapper did and PM! Have fun.


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elvenhobbit
Nargothrond

Mar 6 2007, 3:05pm

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He didnt want the hassles from pesky relatives questioning his return for the next umpteen years! [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Elven by name, Hobbit by nature

'Road lead ever on and on
down from the door where it began
now far ahead the road has gone
down from where all began' -FOTR-

and through all the world has changed
the ages come and go with time
and yet those remain unchanged
unto they journey westward
over the sea...


Idril Celebrindal
Dor-Lomin


Mar 6 2007, 3:10pm

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Cirdan gave him a "two-for-the-price-of-one" deal on the trip [In reply to] Can't Post

That way, he could take Bilbo with him!

With caffeine, all things are possible.

The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.

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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 3:20pm

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The book says so. *sniffle* / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 3:21pm

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Cuz Gandalf & Bilbo were going... and Sam promised to follow / [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Elberbeth
Dor-Lomin


Mar 6 2007, 3:28pm

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Well, see, there was this one elf he met in Rivendell ..../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."


linkin-artelf
Menegroth


Mar 6 2007, 3:31pm

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Cause he's a wanderer, yeah a wanderer [In reply to] Can't Post

he roams around from land to land.

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"I walk along the shore and I gaze
At the light that radiates down
Will it travel forth to you
Far across this shimmering sea?"
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Darkstone
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 3:41pm

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Tax reasons / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pippin: "When you guys fall, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since."


Aerlinn
Menegroth


Mar 6 2007, 3:45pm

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The Wanted poster in the Hobbiton post office for "Baby Blues Underhill" {nt} [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Annael
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 4:00pm

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uh, you know how he told everyone Arwen had "given" him her diamond? [In reply to] Can't Post

Remind anyone of another Baggins who told people Gollum had "given" him the Ring . . . . hmmm?

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L. Ron Halfelven
Hithlum


Mar 6 2007, 4:37pm

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He overheard Sam and Rosie discussing nursing homes./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Samantha Baggins
Lindon


Mar 6 2007, 4:42pm

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Tax evasion - he already had an Off-Shire account there. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Arwen's daughter
Gondolin


Mar 6 2007, 4:51pm

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The elves told him they were going to Disneyland [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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FarFromHome
Doriath


Mar 6 2007, 5:26pm

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Well, Arwen gave him her ticket, and he didn't like to say no.../ [In reply to] Can't Post

 

...and the sails were drawn up, and the wind blew,
and slowly the ship slipped away down the long grey firth;
and the light of the glass of Galadriel that Frodo bore
glimmered and was lost.


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Mar 6 2007, 5:28pm

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Elven Cruise Lines had a special deal on their Valinor Highlights tour. [In reply to] Can't Post

Unfortunately, the trip was one-way only...


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Still 'round the corner there may wait
A new road, or a secret gate...


Darkstone
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 5:39pm

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Not willingly! He was "Valinored"!! With a brick!!! / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pippin: "When you guys fall, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since."


L. Ron Halfelven
Hithlum


Mar 6 2007, 6:17pm

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Little did he know the 'Tax Havens in the West' were the Caymans, not Eldamar./ [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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GaladrielTX
Dor-Lomin


Mar 6 2007, 6:30pm

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Changes in zoning restrictions allowed the train to run right past his hobbit hole. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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Ginger
Nargothrond

Mar 6 2007, 6:33pm

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*mods up* [In reply to] Can't Post

 

*note to self*
Learn new boards. "Sticky" is not an admonishment to a tornsib named Sticky.


L. Ron Halfelven
Hithlum


Mar 6 2007, 6:52pm

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And burst over Bywater with a deafening explosion./ [In reply to] Can't Post



Ciars
Nargothrond


Mar 6 2007, 7:15pm

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He was on a misson to find the ent wives [In reply to] Can't Post

 



May the road rise up to meet you.
May the wind be always at your back.


squire
Gondolin


Mar 6 2007, 7:39pm

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Could see the Appendices coming \ [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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Darkstone
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 8:07pm

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"But Mr Baggins, the plans have been available in the local planning office for the last nine months." / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pippin: "When you guys fall, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since."


Darkstone
Elvenhome


Mar 6 2007, 8:14pm

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He chartered an accountant so he could sail the wide accountancy. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Pippin: "When you guys fall, does it make a sound?"
Bregalad: "Are you kidding? Scott fell last week and he hasn't shut up about it since."


(This post was edited by Darkstone on Mar 6 2007, 8:14pm)


SandWitch King
Nargothrond


Mar 6 2007, 8:18pm

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That Sam guy would NOT stop following him around! {NT} [In reply to] Can't Post

 



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