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Gollum=Ancient Chinese Servant?
 

stridersGIRL
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Mar 27 2007, 11:18pm

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This semester at school, I'm taking a philosophy class titled Asian Thought. Last week, we were discussing eunuchs...I know, touchy, right? But it gets...interesting.

My professor mentioned that eunuchs kept their "separated parts" in a jar & called them their "precious." There was a moment of nervous laughter in class & then my professor said, "Well, now you know what Gollum is, right?" I cracked up. I think I laughed hardest out of anyone, lol.

Hopefully this doesn't offend anyone..sorry if it does.

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Mar 28 2007, 2:29am

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Bwahaha! [In reply to] Can't Post

"What has it got in its pocketses?"

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stridersGIRL
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Mar 28 2007, 2:48am

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Oh me, oh my. :D





luinfalathiel
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Mar 28 2007, 5:32am

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So that's why he wears the little loincloth! [In reply to] Can't Post

And now we know what he keeps in the little bag!! *snerk*

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Mar 28 2007, 11:06am

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this is just nuts!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

sorry sorry sorry, couldn't resist the pun!!!

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I think I'll just let the mystery be.
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stridersGIRL
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Mar 28 2007, 11:36am

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Laugh
You terrible, terrible TORnsibs! Cool Gotta love ya!


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Stapper
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Mar 28 2007, 5:08pm

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Well, that's something to remember!

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