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grammaboodawg
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Sep 22 2023, 2:44pm
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**BIRTHDAY PARTY: You're joking... right?
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Here's a collection of jokes shared by Mari D. that need to come out and play on this special day :D I did adjust/add a few to fit my *ahem* sense of humour ;) I was going to make the answers show when highlighted; but they're just too fun to stifle! Thanks Mari D!!!
CHICKEN JOKES (movie inspired)
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To rescue Gandalf from the tower.
Why did Gandalf cross the road?
Because he was riding on the chicken.
Why did Bilbo cross the road?
To trap the chicken in a barrel for the Lonely Mountain bbq.
Why did the Black Rider cross the road?
Because he thought he sniffed some chickens.
Why did Elrond cross the road?
To cast the chicken into the fire and destroy it!
Why did Galadriel cross the road?
If the chicken strayed but a little, it would fail.
Why did Gollum cross the road?
To eat the chicken.
Why did Pippin cross the road?
To beat Gollum to eating the chicken.
Why did Sam cross the road?
To make Pippin cook the chicken first.
Why did Frodo cross the road?
The chicken was his guide and he was bound to it and it to him.
Why did Boromir cross the road?
Because Frodo was bound to the chicken.
Why did Aragorn cross the road?
The chicken's fate was no longer in his hands.
Why did Faramir cross the road?
He and the chicken finally understood one another.
Why did Legolas cross the road?
Because he could not linger. Not even for the chicken.
Why did Gimli cross the road?
He didn't. He was tossed.
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What do you call an ensemble of Orcs?
An Orc-hestra
Who was Figwit's favourite Rock Star?
Elvish Presley!
Why are hobbit doors round?
If you had 9 meals a day you need a round door too!
We have been there and back again.
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 23 2023, 6:49am
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Thanks Mari D, indeed! And Gramma -
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for just letting us laugh out loud! 
AND for making this another special September 22!
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Why did Frodo cross the road?
The chicken was his guide and he was bound to it and it to him.
Why did Boromir cross the road?
Because Frodo was bound to the chicken.
Why did Aragorn cross the road?
The chicken's fate was no longer in his hands. !
Why did Faramir cross the road?
He and the chicken finally understood one another.
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dernwyn
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Sep 23 2023, 2:30pm
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LOL, the poor chicken crossing the road!
But wait - here's one I found a few years back, from the "Straight Dope Message Board" (does that even still exist?):
A Lost Short Story by J.R.R. Tolkien
The chicken, sunlight coruscating off its radiant yellow-white coat of feathers, approached the dark, sullen asphalt road and scrutinized it intently with its obsidian-black eyes. Every detail of the thoroughfare leapt into blinding focus: the rough texture of the surface, over which countless tires had worked their relentless tread through the ages; the innumerable fragments of stone embedded within the lugubrious mass, perhaps quarried from the great pits where the Sons of Man labored not far from here; the dull black asphalt itself, exuding those waves of heat which distort the sight and bring weakness to the body; the other attributes of the great highway too numerous to give name.
And then it crossed it.
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Ethel Duath
Gondolin
Sep 24 2023, 4:20pm
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Chickens seem to take themselves so very seriously;
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or at least that's how they look to me!
Especially this one:
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dernwyn
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Sep 25 2023, 8:57pm
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Or lady...a bit hard to tell...
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"I desired dragons with a profound desire"
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Ethel Duath
Gondolin
Sep 26 2023, 2:07pm
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Looks like quite a confident fellow!
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