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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath
Mar 23 2021, 9:33am
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Hobbit caption contest CLXXVI
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Seems to be something happening offscreen that's caught their attention - wonder what it might be?
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Alveric
Menegroth
Mar 23 2021, 2:57pm
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the dwarves are shocked to spot a glimpse of actual color in their world
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"It was magenta, I swear!""No, I think it was a glimmer of mauve. Definitely mauve."(shudder)
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Cirashala
Doriath
Mar 23 2021, 5:06pm
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wasn't the army supposed to follow us? And why in Durin's name is Dain singing karaoke with a lampshade on his head while the rest of them take jello shots?!
Thorin- They sent us to do the dirty work, and they are having a party while they wait for us to win the battle...how typical!
Dwalin- well, they said this quest was ours, and ours alone...
Kili- I didn't think they meant that literally!
Fili- Well, let's all die then! That'll show them!
Dwalin- I don't want to die! I want to throttle Dain!
Thorin- Fine. We'll die, and you can go tell Dain it's all his fault!
Dwalin- But..(they all die)...sigh...never got to tell Thorin how stupid Fili's idea was. Now I have to go tell that pretentious little twit who was too lazy to face the dragon himself that he's king...Tolkien always did like him best.
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Ataahua
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Mar 23 2021, 7:55pm
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Today's boy-bands go for the hirsute look. /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Lissuin
Doriath
Apr 13 2021, 9:34am
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“Hi, everyone! I’m Olaf and I like warm hugs!” //
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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath
Apr 13 2021, 1:42pm
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for the sheer horror of being approached by a relentlessly cheerful Olaf in such a situation, Lissuin wins! It'll be Mr Stay-Puft swatting Bjorn's bees next... argh. Over to you, Lissuin!
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Lissuin
Doriath
Apr 13 2021, 10:54pm
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It's not surprising that a woman who has grandkids would get the Frozen reference.  Cheers!
I'll see you folks back here soon.
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