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Alveric
Menegroth
Feb 5 2021, 10:20pm
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Hobbit caption contest CLXXIV
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OK, here we go--for the sartorial fanatics among you!
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Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath
Feb 6 2021, 9:27am
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'Don't look now Mister Baggins, but I reckon she's after you. Just eye the turnip.'
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hatster
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Feb 15 2021, 9:54pm
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"so what do you reckon'll happen if I drop this big root in that basket on her head?"
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The term is over: the holidays have begun. The dream is ended: this is the morning.
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Lissuin
Doriath
Feb 22 2021, 9:05pm
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I simply suggested it might add a little je ne sais quoi to her new chapeau.
(This post was edited by Lissuin on Feb 22 2021, 9:09pm)
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Alveric
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Feb 26 2021, 11:12pm
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"Last orders please" --as they say in pubs.
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i.e., any more takers? Going, going...
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Alveric
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Feb 28 2021, 11:08pm
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The National Sport of the Shire. It's like basketball but with hats and turnips.
Winner!
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Ethel Duath
Gondolin
Mar 2 2021, 10:58pm
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I'm too late, but you knew I'd turnip eventually. //
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Cirashala
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Mar 11 2021, 5:02pm
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Do you think if I throw that tuber at her
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She'd finally leave me alone?
Farmer- Well, they say an apple a day keeps the doctor away...not sure what a tuber does though.
Bilbo- I'll give it a try. I don't like turnips anyway.
Farmer- Well, if you're gonna use it as a weapon, it's gonna cost you extra.
Bilbo-...
Lobelia- Bilbo Baggins! Have I got a word for you!
Bilbo (hands him his whole purse)- Keep the change.
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Alveric
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Mar 13 2021, 12:17am
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A winner--again? instead? also?
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So, two weeks ago I declared the Hatser winner, but not sure if the message got through. And in the meantime, more captions have been rolling in. So, at risk of creating a rift in time and space, or a schism the size of that period in the Middle Ages when there were two Popes, the doom that I deem is: the ever-inventive Cirashala gets the baton.
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Alveric
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Mar 13 2021, 2:35am
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re. posting images, I find the hardest part is following the size restriction. Sometimes I have to crop an image way down for it to fit.
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