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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea
Nov 7 2019, 10:16am
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LOTR caption contest CCXXXIV
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Is there some Elven telepathy going on here?
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Alveric
Rivendell
Nov 11 2019, 4:18pm
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Yes, Gimli, it's true we elves have no beards to match the dwarves, but...
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check out the length of these sideburns!
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Lissuin
Valinor
Nov 11 2019, 5:55pm
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your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Nov 15 2019, 4:03am
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HALDIR: “This dwarf must be blindfolded.” GIMLI: “Baruk Khazâd! Gimli ai-męnu!” /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Greenwood Hobbit
Tol Eressea
Nov 17 2019, 10:21pm
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Winner! Congratulations to Alveric -
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I have to confess that my mind headed straight for the gutter, before I read the bit about the sideburns... tut tut.  On you go with contest CCXXXV!
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Alveric
Rivendell
Nov 19 2019, 11:27am
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if it's any consolation, those sideburns do reach down to the gutter. Fortunately Loth Lorien gutters are sparkly.
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