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Ataahua
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Jul 22 2019, 5:45am
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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXXII
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What do we have here then? Two Dwarves riding ponies? What could the possibly be up to?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Cirashala
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Jul 22 2019, 11:40pm
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now that that Hobbit's joined us, we really ought to think of a reeeeaaaalllllyyyy good prank to pull on him.
Nori-What do you have in mind?
Bofur (eyes glinting mischievously)- We should ship him with Thorin!
Nori- Bofur, are you out of your mind? Thorin will kill us!
Bofur- We'll call it Thilbo! Or maybe bagginshield...
Thorin- What are you two talking about back there?
Bofur-Nothing! Nori, quick! Get me a pen.
Nori (as Bofur draws)- for the record, I had NOTHING to do with-gak my eyes!
Bofur- Nah, don't worry about it! The fan girls will love it!
Nori (eyes filled with horror)-I cannot. Unsee. this. Ever...
The pony- I'd rather be eaten by a troll...
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(This post was edited by Cirashala on Jul 22 2019, 11:41pm)
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hanne
Menegroth
Jul 30 2019, 4:11pm
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Bofur: You've been up since 5 am, haven't you? Hats. Look into them! /
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Nori's hair still makes me smile :)
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Fereth
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Jul 31 2019, 3:02am
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Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to old Hobbiton road.
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Gonna get chased by orcs 'til I can't no more!
(apologies to Lil Nas X...)
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Ataahua
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Jul 31 2019, 9:11pm
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Winner! *hands over posting duties* :) /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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