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Hobbit Caption Contest CXXX:

L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Jun 22 2019, 5:15pm

Post #1 of 8 (3570 views)
Hobbit Caption Contest CXXX: Can't Post

Thanks to Lissuin for the nod. Now let's see who'll caption this bitty pic:

Original here: https://www.theonering.net/...rsations-with-smaug/

Ethel Duath

Jun 22 2019, 10:56pm

Post #2 of 8 (3513 views)
"I will roar that I will make Peter say 'Let him roar again, let him roar again.' // [In reply to] Can't Post


(This post was edited by Ethel Duath on Jun 22 2019, 10:56pm)


Jun 23 2019, 7:56pm

Post #3 of 8 (3422 views)
Finding your contact lens is easy with the new WormSuitTM! Only 12 silver pennies! // [In reply to] Can't Post



Jun 24 2019, 1:46am

Post #4 of 8 (3390 views)
"Pay no attention to that man in the motion capture suit! [In reply to] Can't Post

The Great Smaug has spoken!"


Jun 25 2019, 12:50am

Post #5 of 8 (3290 views)
"I have not disappeared. I am very tiny. I'm a germ... [In reply to] Can't Post

...A rare disease. I'm called malagolintomontorosis and you caught me, Mim! First, you break out into spots. Followed by hot and cold flashes. Oh, it's not too serious, madam...you should recover in a few weeks and be as good. I mean as bad as ever"

(This post was edited by StingingFly on Jun 25 2019, 12:54am)


Jun 29 2019, 5:45pm

Post #6 of 8 (2808 views)
You didn't tell me the Arkenstone was right beneath my feet for this shot! [In reply to] Can't Post

My poor little dragon pinky toe!

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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens

Jul 2 2019, 3:37am

Post #7 of 8 (2756 views)
Winner! Though I would give that line to one of the stone giants... [In reply to] Can't Post

...just to see if some other giant will hit rock Bottom. Anyway, next contest is yours!

Ethel Duath

Jul 4 2019, 6:09pm

Post #8 of 8 (2593 views)
Ha! Thank you! Although personally [In reply to] Can't Post

I prefer a Classical Bottom.


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