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Ataahua
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May 15 2019, 7:25pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXXVI
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Lookin' mighty proud is Azog, he of the impressive arm-cutlery. What's happening here? And what might he be thinking?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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(This post was edited by Ataahua on May 15 2019, 7:26pm)
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hanne
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May 16 2019, 5:50pm
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Arm-cutlery day in the orc camp. Azog spots Bolg. Bolg picked a spoon.
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Can opener orc and cleaver orc are not impressed.
(Your arm-cutlery line was so funny I had to steal it! So this is not a real entry, just some fun :)
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Ataahua
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May 16 2019, 9:28pm
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No vegetables are safe in their presence.
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"i will make of you, a salad!"
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Darkstone
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May 17 2019, 2:49am
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Production still from Peter Jackson's upcoming "Edward Scissorhands" trilogy. ///
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Character is what we do on the internet when we think no one knows who we are.
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newrow
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May 19 2019, 4:54am
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Do not count these; I think more than one nullfies the whole.
Bolg, I am your father.No more "Clap your hands if you are an albino Orc" since I am now in charge.I think including these ice skates is not a good idea.Yes, Sauron. I know you lost your finger, but I think this is a bit too much.You maggots; you get promoted if you can peel more potatoes than thee.Nothing like cost savings by allowing only one glove per orc.Give me a hand so I can leave this movie.
Azog, a contestant in this year's Misty Mountains decapitathon.By night I can replace this blade with a selfee-stick so I can get more followers than Gothmog.Why aren't any Ringwraiths commanding the army. Are they really on our side?
Welcome to Azog's Whole Hog BBQ; the best hole in the wall eatery this side of Mirkwood.
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Ataahua
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May 23 2019, 1:17am
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And the winner is ... Darkstone!
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With special mention of newrow for a superb captioning effort. 
Darkstone, the burden lies with you now. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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