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LotR Caption Contest CCXXII

Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


May 8 2019, 1:30pm

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Thank you to Cats 16. What might be going on here? Caption away!



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Belegdir
Menegroth


May 8 2019, 1:38pm

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Ugh. The washing instructions say cold Entdraught cleaning only. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Darkstone
Elvenhome


May 8 2019, 1:58pm

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"Ooh, it's still warm!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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CuriousG
Gondolin


May 8 2019, 2:36pm

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"Does this shirt make me look fat?" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Hasuwandil
Menegroth

May 8 2019, 5:12pm

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That's it, 100% of my recommended daily allowance of mithril! Would you care for a nibble, Shagrat? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Cirashala
Doriath


May 8 2019, 9:27pm

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Aw, come on! Try it on! [In reply to] Can't Post

Shagrat (out loud)- NO. *mutters under breath* Walmart clothes never fit right...

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Ossiriand


May 8 2019, 10:45pm

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Will you be wanting your new dress today, milady? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Alveric
Menegroth


May 8 2019, 11:12pm

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What the heck are Elton John's underpants doing in Mordor?? [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Arwen's daughter
Gondolin


May 8 2019, 11:29pm

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"Honey, this doesn't look like my shade of lipstick on your collar" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


May 9 2019, 1:25am

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Seems especially appropriate with the film Rocketman coming up. Tongue

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newrow
Lindon

May 13 2019, 3:54am

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Its great working at the TSA; I will take this as my one free gift per day. [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Greenwood Hobbit
Doriath


May 14 2019, 7:58pm

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The guys struggled with the concept of dressing up for a Sixties party... [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


May 21 2019, 2:38pm

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Winner! [In reply to] Can't Post

You're up, Arwen's daughter.

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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome


May 25 2019, 2:31pm

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"See? I told you that working for an Esgaroth brothel would provide better perks than Sauron does!" [In reply to] Can't Post

Now that a winner's been declared, here is my own twisted caption.

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage

(This post was edited by Otaku-sempai on May 25 2019, 2:31pm)

 
 

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