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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 19 2018, 2:37pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest CXIII
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Thank you once again to StingingFly for bestowing this honour upon my humble self. Caption away.
Here is a link to the full-sized image.
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Darkstone
Immortal
Dec 19 2018, 9:59pm
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“Do you remember Rivendell, King Thorin?"
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"It'll be winter soon. And the trees will still be shedding their leaves, and the Elves will still be playing their harps on the veranda. And they’ll be eating kale and alfalfa sprouts with the last of summer’s cumin vinaigrette. Do you remember the taste of kale?”
“No, Master Burglar. I can't recall the taste of kale, nor the smell of vinaigrette, nor the tra-lal-lallying of elves. THANK AULE!!”
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Cirashala
Tol Eressea
Dec 20 2018, 1:06am
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Thorin? I hate to wake you, but
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Fili and Kili are running naked in circles around the elves, and we may have another battle on our hands if it keeps up much longer...
Thorin: Mahalu-me turg. I finally got to sleep! Haven't slept this whole dang trilogy! Tell them if they don't quit, I'm grounding them for the rest of their lives!
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Happy reading everyone!
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Kilidoescartwheels
Valinor
Dec 21 2018, 5:49pm
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Thorin, before you go, I've just got to ask one thing...
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That mithriel shirt, I get to keep that, right?
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Timbo_mbadil
Rivendell
Dec 22 2018, 10:08pm
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And then *he* told me that Balin had told him... Thorin? Thorin, are you even listening?
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Otherness represents that which bourgeois ideology cannot recognize or accept but must deal with (…)
Robin Wood 2003, p. 49. "Hollywood from Vietnam to Reagan – and beyond". Columbia University Press, New York, Chichester, West Sussex.
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StingingFly
Lorien
Dec 22 2018, 11:35pm
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Bilbo: "I hate to say this, but you know how Azog keeps dying and coming back..."
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Thorin: "yes"
Bilbo: "well, he's doing it again"
Thorin: "get me the director"
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Belegdir
Lorien
Dec 27 2018, 4:29pm
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This had me chortling off and on all week. Thank Aule indeed. Congratulations!
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Darkstone
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Dec 27 2018, 5:49pm
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Thanks!
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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