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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 7 2018, 11:21pm
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The Hobbit Caption Contest C4
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...it's explosive.
What draws the gaze of an elf, dwarf, and wizard?
Find out in this week's edition of The Hobbit Caption Contest!
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Ataahua
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Sep 8 2018, 12:45am
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"We wouldn't have to come all this way to watch the movie if you'd just share your Netflix password, Elrond." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
Ataahua's stories
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Sep 8 2018, 1:07am
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Elrond shows off his Fortress of Solitude. //
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"For a brief time I was here; and for a brief time I mattered." - Harlan Ellison
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 8 2018, 1:53am
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The palantir platform game "Silmaril Crush" was incredibly addicting. /
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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L. Ron Halfelven
Grey Havens
Sep 8 2018, 3:43am
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Unable to get rid of the dwarven vandals any other way, Elrond turns on the Bat-signal./
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Meneldor
Valinor
Sep 8 2018, 5:42pm
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Do not look directly at the potato! //
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 8 2018, 7:14pm
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Elrond inspects Gandalf’s submission into the “1350th Imladris Ice Sculpture Contest“ /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Mari D.
Rivendell
Sep 9 2018, 7:28am
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And hereby, my friends, I present to you ... the largest jelly in all of Middle-earth.
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Once more, Elrond's kitchen staff had proven themselves worthy of their renown.
(This post was edited by Mari D. on Sep 9 2018, 7:30am)
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StingingFly
Lorien
Sep 13 2018, 11:51pm
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...well played Darkstone! You may be on to something...
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Darkstone
Immortal
Sep 14 2018, 3:25am
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Thanks!
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"Begone, foul dwimmerlaik, lord of carrion! Leave the dead in peace!"
"Come not between the Nazgul and his prey! Or he will not slay thee in thy turn. He will bear thee away to the houses of lamentation, beyond all darkness, where thy flesh shall be devoured, and thy shrivelled mind be left naked to the Lidless Eye."
"Do what you will; but I will hinder it, if I may."
"Hinder me? Thou fool. No living man may hinder me!"
"But no living man am I! I am Eowyn, daughter of Theodwyn!"
"Er, really? My mother's name was Theodwyn, too!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
"Wow! Let's stop fighting and be best friends!"
"Cool!!"
-Zack Snyder's The Return of the King
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 14 2018, 10:21pm
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Inspection underway of the newly delivered ‘Ronco’ widescreen palantir. /
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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Bracegirdle
Valinor
Sep 17 2018, 4:12pm
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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