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Ataahua
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Nov 15 2016, 6:00pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XXX
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Herewith is the image for each to ponder. Go forth and caption!
The full-size image is here: http://i38.photobucket.com/...ttle_zpsmq7teget.jpg
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Smaug the iron
Mithlond
Nov 15 2016, 6:23pm
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For the first time ever we will show you the Gundabad Symphony Orchestra with the conductor Azog the Defiler.
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weathertop
Nargothrond
Nov 15 2016, 6:32pm
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no, no, no. it's stomp left, left THEN kick right and then twirl
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Azog directing choreography for ME's new production of The Sound of Music, staring Galadriel.
Enginerd
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LSF
Mithlond
Nov 15 2016, 6:52pm
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"Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!"
"Our teeth and ambitions are bared. Be prepared!"
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Belegdir
Menegroth
Nov 15 2016, 8:05pm
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Come on you scum! Which one of you motherless dogs owns the green Astrid?! You're blocking me in!
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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome
Nov 15 2016, 8:48pm
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"we are going to build a wall out of the heads of our enemies!"
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"And Gondor is gonna pay for it!"
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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DainPig
Mithlond
Nov 15 2016, 10:36pm
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Azog: "Come on, guys, let's get out of here before this scene gets cut from the film"
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Bracegirdle
Doriath
Nov 15 2016, 11:44pm
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“Yaargh!! I can hear you, the rest of Middle-earth can hear you and our enemies will hear all of us soon.” //
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . .
But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care.
For I also am a steward. Did you not know?'
Gandalf to Denethor
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mae govannen
Dor-Lomin
Nov 16 2016, 11:21am
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rations are over there! First come, first serve!!!"
'Is everything sad going to come untrue?'
(Sam, 'The Field of Cormallen', in 'The Return of the King'.)
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malickfan
Mithlond
Nov 16 2016, 11:29am
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''You call that a knife? This is a knife!''
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Darkstone
Elvenhome
Nov 16 2016, 2:20pm
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"Orcs, Goblins, Mordorians, lend me your ears!" /
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******************************************
Fimbrethil, Warrior Entwife
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Ataahua
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Nov 16 2016, 6:26pm
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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dormouse
Gondolin
Nov 16 2016, 6:58pm
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"And when I drop this mace I want to hear you sing...
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'Fifteen birds in five fir trees.....' Just like we did in the mountains - only BETTER! Ready? 1....2.....3.... "
For still there are so many things
that I have never seen:
in every wood and every spring
there is a different green. . .
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StingingFly
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Nov 16 2016, 11:20pm
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"Guys, wait!...I just figured out we could have used the Wereworms to burrow into Erebor! Stop! Halt!...why won't anyone listen to me?"//
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OldestDaughter
Mithlond
Nov 17 2016, 8:07pm
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Everything they built, will fall! and from the ashes of their world, we will build a better one!
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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sevilodorf
Dor-Lomin
Nov 18 2016, 1:50am
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if he's doing a remake of Sound of Music... then it's "High on a hill stood a lonely goatherd."//
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Fourth Age Adventures at the Inn of the Burping Troll http://burpingtroll.com
Home of TheOneRing.net Best FanFic stories of 2005 and 2006 "The Last Grey Ship" and "Ashes, East Wind, Hope That Rises" by Erin Rua
(Found in Mathoms, LOTR Tales Untold)
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Meneldor
Doriath
Nov 18 2016, 3:28am
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For those about to rock, we salute you!
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They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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cats16
Gondolin
Nov 19 2016, 4:35am
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Live footage outside of New World Market as ongoing Louis Road Creamery milk shortage continues into second day. //
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Join us every weekend in the Hobbit movie forum for this week's CHOW (Chapter of the Week) discussion!
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Ataahua
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Nov 19 2016, 8:15pm
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Consider yourself shoulder-tapped for the next photo to caption, Belegdir. 
Also, special mentions to malickfan and cats16 for their chuckles - nice one. 
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Belegdir
Menegroth
Nov 19 2016, 8:31pm
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I am humbled by this great honour. :)
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A new contest will be forthcoming.
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