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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome

Oct 30 2016, 5:06pm
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Hobbit Caption Contest XXVII
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Happy Halloween! I've tried to find an image appropriate to the season:
Larger image here: https://heirsofdurin.files.wordpress.com/.../02/hbt-vfx-0101.jpg I hope that this pic hasn't been used before. Caption away!
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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Smaug the iron
Mithlond

Oct 30 2016, 5:20pm
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Tom was about to take Bombur's candy that Bombur had got during Trick or Treat, but...
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then Tom saw an eagle coming his way, he was so afraid that he dropped Bombur and ran away, but what he did not see was that the eagle was Fili and Kili in costume.
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StingingFly
Menegroth

Oct 30 2016, 5:30pm
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Bert: "Put that junk food down!...if you don't eat your pony, you can't have any dwarf! How can you have any dwarf if you don't eat your pony? /
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Meneldor
Doriath

Oct 30 2016, 5:42pm
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to get to the center of a dwarf-pop?
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Bracegirdle
Doriath

Oct 30 2016, 8:16pm
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‘. . . the rule of no realm is mine . . . But all worthy things that are in peril . . . those are my care. For I also am a steward. Did you not know?' Gandalf to Denethor
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OldestDaughter
Mithlond

Oct 30 2016, 11:31pm
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Tom: What, Bert? This isn't how you bob for Bomburs?
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"Keen, heart-piercing was her song as the song of the lark that rises from the gates of night and pours its voice among the dying stars, seeing the sun behind the walls of the world; and the song of Lúthien released the bonds of winter, and the frozen waters spoke, and flowers sprang from the cold earth where her feet had passed."
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Belegdir
Menegroth

Oct 31 2016, 5:41pm
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Watch yerself Bob! Tha' thing can unhinge it's jaws and swallow yer 'ole.
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Darkstone
Elvenhome

Oct 31 2016, 6:54pm
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"Waiter! There's a hair on my Dwarf!" //
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****************************************** The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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LSF
Mithlond
Nov 3 2016, 9:09pm
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"Tom, how many times do I have to tell you: take off the candy wrapper before you eat it!"
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dormouse
Gondolin

Nov 3 2016, 10:41pm
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"What do you mean, 'It can't get Wifi'?" //
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For still there are so many things that I have never seen: in every wood and every spring there is a different green. . .
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Otaku-sempai
Elvenhome

Nov 7 2016, 7:13pm
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I have to go with StingingFly and his tribute to Pink Floyd. Go forth and post.
"He who lies artistically, treads closer to the truth than ever he knows." -- Favorite proverb of the wizard Ningauble of the Seven Eyes
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StingingFly
Menegroth

Nov 7 2016, 11:46pm
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It is an honor to be selected from among so many fine captioneers, the next installment is up and the game is afoot.
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