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Sharkey versus the Smurfs


Mar 3 2015, 7:57pm

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Who wins?

No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a wonderful town!!!
Mount Doom blew up,
And the Black Tower's down!!
The orcs all fell in a hole in the ground!
No Orc, No Orc!!
It's a heckuva town!!!

-Lord of the Rings: The Musical, music by Leonard Bernstein, lyrics by Betty Comden and Adolph Green


Mar 3 2015, 8:05pm

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I badly want Sharkey to win but given he was taken down by hobbits (basically smurfs with hairy feet), I don't like his chances. No, the only way out of this is if Sharkey joins forces with Gargamel. Together, they might just triumph.

Welcome to the Mordorfone network, where we put the 'hai' back into Uruk


Mar 4 2015, 9:09pm

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37 Fuzzy Baby Smurfs climb aboard an ex Istari…

Sharkey’s last words – “I’m melting! I’m melting!”

Turns out that -----

Expelled Wizards are allergic to BLUE ______

Unless you're an expelled Blue Wizard, then ?????UnsureUnsureUnsure


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