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Meneldor
Valinor


Jul 31 2014, 9:55pm

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Title Contest - Round Ate Can't Post

Thanks to cats16 for my totally unexpected win in the last round. All those entries were great, and I wouldn't have picked me as the winner, but who am I to question cats16? Wink (The Silmaril is in the mail, buddy.)
We've got some really serious wits (?!) captioning these captures, so I've chosen one that I deem worthy of the inestimable talents of our fellow TORNsibs.
https://www.flickr.com/.../14610728397/sizes/l

Yeah, it's THAT guy, and he's not looking happy. So caption away, all ye merry captioneers!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


Name
Rohan


Jul 31 2014, 10:13pm

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Groundbreaking new photos capture the immediate aftermath of an elf stepping on the shards of Narsil. [In reply to] Can't Post

 

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


Arwen's daughter
Half-elven


Aug 1 2014, 1:22am

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"But they will never take away... our FREEDOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!" [In reply to] Can't Post

wrong movie?


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zarabia
Tol Eressea


Aug 1 2014, 1:43am

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"No time for losers 'cause we are the champions...of the woooorld!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Aug 1 2014, 1:56am

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Death before helmet hair! // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 1 2014, 1:58am

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"One of these things is not like the other..." // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



DanielLB
Immortal


Aug 1 2014, 6:43am

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Hugo Weaving: Fighting totalitarian governments since the Second Age. / [In reply to] Can't Post

 



Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Aug 1 2014, 7:13am

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PJ realized Hugo's scenery chewing had gotten out of hand when he found he'd eaten his helmet. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode



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cats16
Valinor


Aug 1 2014, 9:29am

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'The One must be destroyed...Mr. Anderson!!' // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



sador
Half-elven


Aug 1 2014, 10:43am

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Who ate my lunch?!? // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Delrond
Rohan


Aug 1 2014, 11:03am

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"For the last time, get off of my lawn!"// [In reply to] Can't Post

 

A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.


Bofur01
Lorien


Aug 1 2014, 12:14pm

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To hell with looking impassive! [In reply to] Can't Post

 


Otaku-sempai
Immortal


Aug 1 2014, 2:22pm

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Are you Maggots ready to march? - I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU!!!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 1 2014, 5:03pm

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Elrond: "There she was just walking down the street!" Elven company: "Singing Tra-la-lally, fa-la-la, fa-la-lee!" / [In reply to] Can't Post

 

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“The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.”
-Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays





Bracegirdle
Valinor


Aug 1 2014, 7:03pm

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"Holy Headache, I forgot my hat - again!" [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath!


SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 2 2014, 1:40am

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Nice one. // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



SirDennisC
Half-elven


Aug 2 2014, 1:42am

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"If one more flippin arrow messes my hair, you're all on half lembas rations!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 



zarabia
Tol Eressea


Aug 2 2014, 2:32am

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"I, I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive..." [In reply to] Can't Post

Sorry for yet another. I just remembered Hugo Weaving singing this in Priscilla Queen of the Desert and couldn't resist. Loved that scene! Smile



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BlackFox
Half-elven


Aug 3 2014, 8:45pm

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"Helmet? I don't need no stinkin' helmet!" // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau


cats16
Valinor


Aug 4 2014, 9:59am

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This is ARDA!!! [In reply to] Can't Post

 Ooo, very nice shiny toy in the mail today. Thanks, Meneldor! Evil



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Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 4 2014, 4:27pm

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Must... choose... [In reply to] Can't Post

...first... must breathe! Lots of hilarious replies, everyone! I'll start with honorable mentions in no particular order for Otaku-sempai, SirDennisC, cats16, and Darkstone.
And the winner is... Name! Stepping on the shards of Narsil?! Cool You may have ruined that scene for the rest of my life, but I forgive you. It's your choice for the next round, Name!


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107


BlackFox
Half-elven


Aug 4 2014, 6:53pm

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Congratulations! [In reply to] Can't Post

You shall have the honor of picking the next screencap to be featured in the contest.


“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau


Name
Rohan


Aug 4 2014, 8:47pm

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*bows* [In reply to] Can't Post

Wow, I wasn't expecting this (since that's now the general trend). I am deeply honored sir! I shall try and fill your place as best I can!

How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb?

"Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"


Darkstone
Immortal


Aug 5 2014, 6:14pm

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Oooo! [In reply to] Can't Post

Someone got the Stripes/Hobbit/Manfred Mann mashup? Cool!!

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“The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.”
-Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays





Meneldor
Valinor


Aug 5 2014, 7:29pm

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Of course I got it! [In reply to] Can't Post

How could anyone not get it? It's such an obvious mix, I'm sure it's been done before, probably dozens of times, maybe even grosses of times.


"Queen Beruthiel's salute! Radagastle dazzle!
Raaaaaanger training, sir!"


They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107

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