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Meneldor
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Jul 31 2014, 9:55pm
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Title Contest - Round Ate
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Thanks to cats16 for my totally unexpected win in the last round. All those entries were great, and I wouldn't have picked me as the winner, but who am I to question cats16? (The Silmaril is in the mail, buddy.) We've got some really serious wits (?!) captioning these captures, so I've chosen one that I deem worthy of the inestimable talents of our fellow TORNsibs. https://www.flickr.com/.../14610728397/sizes/l
Yeah, it's THAT guy, and he's not looking happy. So caption away, all ye merry captioneers!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Jul 31 2014, 10:13pm
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Groundbreaking new photos capture the immediate aftermath of an elf stepping on the shards of Narsil.
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How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb? "Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"
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zarabia
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Aug 1 2014, 1:43am
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"No time for losers 'cause we are the champions...of the woooorld!" //
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Aug 1 2014, 1:58am
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"One of these things is not like the other..." //
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Aug 1 2014, 6:43am
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Hugo Weaving: Fighting totalitarian governments since the Second Age. /
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Aug 1 2014, 7:13am
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PJ realized Hugo's scenery chewing had gotten out of hand when he found he'd eaten his helmet. //
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Want a LOTR Anniversary footer of your own? Get one here! "Dark is the water of Kheled-zâram, and cold are the springs of Kibil-nâla, and fair were the many-pillared halls of Khazad-dűm in Elder Days before the fall of mighty kings beneath the stone."
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Aug 1 2014, 9:29am
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'The One must be destroyed...Mr. Anderson!!' //
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Aug 1 2014, 10:43am
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Aug 1 2014, 11:03am
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"For the last time, get off of my lawn!"//
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A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
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Aug 1 2014, 2:22pm
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Are you Maggots ready to march? - I. CAN'T. HEAR. YOU!!!" //
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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Aug 1 2014, 5:03pm
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Elrond: "There she was just walking down the street!" Elven company: "Singing Tra-la-lally, fa-la-la, fa-la-lee!" /
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****************************************** “The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.” -Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays
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Bracegirdle
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Aug 1 2014, 7:03pm
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"Holy Headache, I forgot my hat - again!"
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Cuio i Pheriain anann! Aglar'ni Pheriannath!
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Aug 2 2014, 1:42am
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"If one more flippin arrow messes my hair, you're all on half lembas rations!" //
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zarabia
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Aug 2 2014, 2:32am
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"I, I will survive! Oh, as long as I know how to love I know I'll stay alive..."
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Sorry for yet another. I just remembered Hugo Weaving singing this in Priscilla Queen of the Desert and couldn't resist. Loved that scene!
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Aug 3 2014, 8:45pm
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"Helmet? I don't need no stinkin' helmet!" //
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“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau
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Aug 4 2014, 9:59am
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Ooo, very nice shiny toy in the mail today. Thanks, Meneldor!
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Meneldor
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Aug 4 2014, 4:27pm
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...first... must breathe! Lots of hilarious replies, everyone! I'll start with honorable mentions in no particular order for Otaku-sempai, SirDennisC, cats16, and Darkstone. And the winner is... Name! Stepping on the shards of Narsil?! You may have ruined that scene for the rest of my life, but I forgive you. It's your choice for the next round, Name!
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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Aug 4 2014, 6:53pm
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You shall have the honor of picking the next screencap to be featured in the contest.
“Our truest life is when we are in dreams awake.” - Henry David Thoreau
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Aug 4 2014, 8:47pm
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Wow, I wasn't expecting this (since that's now the general trend). I am deeply honored sir! I shall try and fill your place as best I can!
How many Tolkien fans does it take to change a light bulb? "Change? Oh my god, what do you mean change?! Never, never, never......"
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Darkstone
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Aug 5 2014, 6:14pm
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Someone got the Stripes/Hobbit/Manfred Mann mashup? Cool!!
****************************************** “The opinions that are held with passion are always those for which no good ground exists; indeed the passion is the measure of the holders lack of rational conviction. Opinions in politics and religion are almost always held passionately.” -Bertrand Russell, Sceptical Essays
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Meneldor
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Aug 5 2014, 7:29pm
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How could anyone not get it? It's such an obvious mix, I'm sure it's been done before, probably dozens of times, maybe even grosses of times. "Queen Beruthiel's salute! Radagastle dazzle! Raaaaaanger training, sir!"
They that go down to the sea in ships, that do business in great waters, these see the works of the Lord, and His wonders in the deep. -Psalm 107
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