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Woodyend
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Dec 30 2007, 8:56pm
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Bombadil V Jar Jar Binks
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Jar Jar: Wesa got a grand army. That's why you no liking us meesa thinks.
Bombadil: Tom's in a hurry now. Evening will follow day. Tom's going home again water-lilies bringing. Hey! come derry dol! Can you hear me singing?
Jar Jar: Yoosa should follow me now, okeeday?
Bombadil: Hey! now! Come hoy now! Whither do you wander? Up, down, near or far, here, there or yonder?
Bombadil: Sharp-ears, Wise-nose, Swish-tail and Bumpkin, White-socks my little lad, and old Fatty Lumpkin!
Jar Jar: How wude!
Lets face it there are no winners here.
May your beer be laid under an enchantment of surpassing excellence for seven years!
~~~~~~~~Gandalf~~~~~~~
Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
(This post was edited by Woodyend on Dec 30 2007, 8:59pm)
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Ataahua
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Dec 30 2007, 9:18pm
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The brains of both armies explode
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from the painful gibberish of both leaders, leaving Bombadil and Jar Jar to battle it out in Papers Sissors Rock - which Bombadil wins due to Jar Jar being unable to understand the game's complex rules.
(Great battle, Woodyend!)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Finding Frodo
Dor-Lomin
Dec 31 2007, 6:20am
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That was awesome, dude. I'm the winner for getting to read that post!
Where's Frodo?
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Idril Celebrindal
Dor-Lomin
Jan 1 2008, 7:56pm
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My brain just dissolved and ran out my ears...
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Tom wins for speaking in vividly-written, rhymed and metrically consistent nonsense. Jar-jar just sounds like someone who's been smoking too much pipe weed.
With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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Patty
Elvenhome
Jan 3 2008, 5:01pm
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"Let's face it, there are no winners here"
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I laughed my socks off at this and am wiping away the tears. Thanks, Woodyend!
For Gondor!
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Gaffer Gamgee
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Apr 24 2008, 3:09am
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You get a perfect score for this one. *mods all the way up* But I like the idea of it ending in Bombadil trapping Jar Jar in Old Man Willow.
Jar Jar: Uh, mesa need a little help here.
Bombadil: Hey, now, merry dol, don't get in my way-o,
When I'm bringing water-lilies, or you'll meet Old man Willow.
Jar Jar: Aaah! Mesa being eaten by the monster tree! Mesa stuck! Ah...mesa knows what to do! (pulls out wierd electric ball thingy) Yousa shall feel wrath of Gungun ball! (lodges ball in one of the gaps in the roots. Does absolutely nothing.)
Jar Jar: oh dang. AAH!
Heed the words of the Gaffer. For even if they not be wise, they are worth listening to.
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Gaffer Gamgee
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Apr 28 2008, 6:14am
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Heed the words of the Gaffer. For even if they not be wise, they are worth listening to.
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