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stormcrow20
Gondor
Jun 1 2013, 3:10am
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Caption Contest!
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This month's captioning image was suggested by our resident tiger, Kelvarhin. Thanks, Kel!
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Ataahua
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Jun 1 2013, 3:46am
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"And here's where I want you to turn on the Orc with the deadly Wizard Eye-Poke." /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded beggar with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Otaku-sempai
Immortal
Jun 1 2013, 4:22am
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'There are older and fouler things than Orcs in the deep places of the world.' - Gandalf the Grey, The Fellowship of the Ring
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Bombadil
Half-elven
Jun 1 2013, 4:33am
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"You two are in THAT Movie over there...
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..While I'm on the other side of this Hill
Directing...
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TinTin2!"
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batik
Tol Eressea
Jun 1 2013, 5:07am
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you know, that thing DeNiro did in Meet the Fokkers....I got my eye on you?//
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BoromirOfWinterfell
Rohan
Jun 1 2013, 7:37am
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See what I did there? Double joke...
"Eala Earendel engla beorhtast
ofer middangeard monnum sended."
"You think you world is safe? It is an illusion. A comforting lie told to protect you. Enjoy these final moments of peace, for I have returned to have my vengeance. So, shall we begin? " - John Harrison/Khan/Sherlock/Smaug (Star Trek: Into Darkness)
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elaen32
Gondor
Jun 1 2013, 7:57am
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PJ "No Ian, I wasn't holding my two fingers THAT way towards you, it was like this!"
GMcT thinking "I have a bad feeling about this"
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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elaen32
Gondor
Jun 1 2013, 8:01am
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PJ " Put out its eyeses Precious!"
IMcK " Put the fingers down now Peter, slowly..."
GMcT " Shall I wrestle him to the ground while Andy gets the straight jacket?"
"Beneath the roof of sleeping leaves the dreams of trees unfold"
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The Prancing Pony
Rivendell
Jun 1 2013, 9:32am
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Sorry, Ian, but I will be playing Gandalf. Now give me that staff. //
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"If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world."
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DanielLB
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Jun 1 2013, 9:40am
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PJ: "Wait a minute" ... *moves hand like an eagle* ... "Why can't the eagles just fly you straight to Erebor?" /
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Delrond
Rohan
Jun 1 2013, 12:21pm
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You mess with the bull, you get the horns.//
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A few harmless flakes working together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
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Darkstone
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Jun 1 2013, 4:13pm
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Brother will fight brother and both be his slayer,
Brother and sister will violate all bonds of kinship;
Hard it will be in the world, there will be much failure of honor,
An age of axes, an age of swords, where shields are shattered,
An age of winds, an age of wolves, where the world comes crashing down;
No man will spare another.
-From the Völuspá, 13th Century
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silneldor
Half-elven
Jun 1 2013, 8:29pm
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You need the 'Moe' treatment. (3 Stooges)
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''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III
Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien
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Brethil
Half-elven
Jun 1 2013, 9:04pm
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That's what it looked like to me too Sineldor!
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"Don't just poke Sir Ian, you have to get the 'nyuk nyuk' in there too...
Manwe, when asked a simple "Yes" or "No" question, contemplated, and responded "the middle one."
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Eye's on Guard
Lorien
Jun 1 2013, 9:26pm
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PJ to Ian: "My hat's two times better than yours ever was" / GMcT to self: "I need that hat"
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Na Vedui
Rohan
Jun 1 2013, 11:24pm
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If I catch you smoking on set again, there'll be trouble!
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Yngwulff
Gondor
Jun 2 2013, 3:29am
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Take this Brother May it Serve you Well
Vote for Pedro!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jun 2 2013, 4:57am
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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"A Chance Meeting at Rivendell" and other stories
leleni at hotmail dot com
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Yngwulff
Gondor
Jun 2 2013, 4:59am
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These boys are thirsty!
Take this Brother May it Serve you Well
Vote for Pedro!
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Aunt Dora Baggins
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Jun 2 2013, 5:09am
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This reminds me of the the joke about the rabbi and the cardinal:
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So a rabbi and his followers camp out on the Vatican property, and the Pope sends out a cardinal to tell them to leave. But the cardinal only speaks Italian and Latin, and the rabbi only speaks Yiddish and Hebrew, so they converse in sign language.
First the cardinal points upward.
The rabbi points downward.
The cardinal thinks about that, and then points a finger at the rabbi.
The rabbi points two fingers at the cardinal.
The cardinal thinks some more. He holds up his hand with the fingers all together.
The rabbi holds up a fist.
Hmmm. The cardinal takes out bread and wine.
The rabbi takes out an apple.
The cardinal goes back to the Pope and says, "I can't argue with him. The man is too brilliant. I had to let them stay. First I said "We are going to heaven." He said "Ah, but you might go to hell."
Then I said "We believe in one God." He said, "There is both good and evil in the world."
I said, "We are one people." He said, "But our community is more tightly-knit."
So I brought out the bread and wine, our most holy sacrament. And he brought out the apple, to remind me that we are all children of Adam. So I had to let them stay."
Meanwhile the rabbi goes back to his people to report.
"First he said, "You're going!" I said, "We're staying!"
Then he said "I'll poke out your eye!" I said, "I'll poke out both your eyes!"
Then he said, 'I'll slap your face!" I said, "I'll punch your nose!"
And then we had a little lunch and talked it over, and he decided we could stay."
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"For DORA BAGGINS in memory of a LONG correspondence, with love from Bilbo; on a large wastebasket. Dora was Drogo's sister, and the eldest surviving female relative of Bilbo and Frodo; she was ninety-nine, and had written reams of good advice for more than half a century."
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leleni at hotmail dot com
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 2 2013, 6:07am
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Don't embarrass yourself, PJ, that Crocodile Dundee stuff doesn't work on me.*
Yes, I know Crocodile Dundee is Australian and PJ is a New Zealander, I was just referring to the hand gesture and facial expression.
"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
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zarabia
Tol Eressea
Jun 2 2013, 6:11am
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"The question isn't where, Constable, but when." - Inspector Spacetime
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