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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:45am
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Aragorn without pants: "This was the ancient tower of Amon Sul." The hobbits look away nervously.
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:46am
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Galadriel: "Will you look in the pants Frodo?" Frodo: "What will I see?" Galadriel: "Even the wisest cannot tell."
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:57am
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Stopppppp! Tummy hurts! Ahhhhhhhhh! She looks so harmless!//
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"And my thong." Oh, the image!
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 4:10am
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Gramma, how do you keep up with all this? So much fun! Thanks!//
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(This post was edited by Lissuin on Sep 24 2012, 4:10am)
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Sep 24 2012, 4:25am
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"I'm old Gandalf. I don't look it, but I'm beginning to feel it in my pants." //
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Lissuin
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 4:30am
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You're only as far as Amon Hen, SA!
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"Don't encourage him," pants Pippin.
(SA gleefully thumbs through four more books.)
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Sep 24 2012, 4:37am
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"He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... " (more inside)
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I don't normally do this but it's too tempting to pass up:
'Good gracious heavens no, no, no, NO!' Said Gandalf. 'Don't be a fool Mr Baggins if you can help it; and in the name of all wonder don't mention the word pants again as long as you are within a hundred miles of his house, nor slacks, trousers, coulots, gauchos, nor any other such unfortunate word! He is a pants-changer. He changes his pants... '
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zarabia
Dor-Lomin
Sep 24 2012, 1:20pm
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Not idly do the pants of Lorien fall//
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Sep 24 2012, 5:49pm
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"I will pants you at midnight, and you can pants the next watchman." //
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batik
Dor-Lomin
Sep 24 2012, 6:46pm
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“You have nice pants for a thief and a liar," said the dragon.” //
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batik
Dor-Lomin
Sep 24 2012, 6:50pm
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“There are no safe pants in this part of the world. Remember you are over the Edge of the Hem now, and in for all sorts of loose threads wherever you go.”//
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Lissuin
Doriath
Nov 12 2012, 7:16am
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I felt in need of a good laugh and remembered this crazy thread.
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If anybody's still listening, thanks for a very good laugh, indeed.
Especially you, Gramma.
Cheers, everyone!
"Well, it is the first time that even a mouse has crept along carefully and quietly under my very nose and not been spotted," said Balin, "and I take off my pants to you."
Which he did.
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