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DanielLB
Elvenhome
Sep 23 2012, 6:58pm
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There they dwelt, and if they wished they could see the light of the Pants, and could tread the golden pants of Valmar
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and the crystal pants of Tirion upon Túna, the panted hill; but most of all they sailed in their swift pants on the waters of the Bay of Elvenpant, or walked in their pants upon the shore with their hair gleaming in the light beyond the pants.
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Sep 23 2012, 9:43pm
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("To think that I should have lived to be pantsed by Belladonna Took's son...") //
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Elenorflower
Mithlond
Sep 23 2012, 11:25pm
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Gandalf: They are one; the pants and the Dark Lord. Frodo, he must never find them.
Frodo: [gets up to hide the pants] All right. We'll put them away. We'll keep them hidden, we'll never speak of pants again. No one knows they are here, do they?
Aragorn: If by my life or death I can protect you, I will. You have my Nazgul proof pants...
Legolas: And you have my frilly knickers.
Gimli: And *my* thong .
Boromir: You carry the fate of us all, little one. If this is indeed the will of the Council, then Gondor will see it done.
[Frodo wanders in the woods. Boromir comes up behind him, gathering wood]
Boromir: None of us should shuffle painfully alone, you least of all. Frodo? I know you suffer chafing pants, I see it day by day. Are you sure you do not suffer tight pants needlessly? There are other ways, Frodo, other pants we might take.
Frodo: I know what you would say, and it would seem like wisdom, but for the warning in my nether regions.
Boromir: Warning? Against what? We are all afraid of sore bits, Frodo. But to let that fear drive us to destroy what hope we have... don't you see you can use talcum powder? That is madness!
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 1:15am
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The quest stands on the edge of a knife. Stray but a little, and your pants shall fall, to the ruin and utter discomfort of us all.
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 1:21am
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Elrond without pants: You shall be the Fellowship of the Ring! (The group shifts uncomfortably)
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zarabia
Dor-Lomin
Sep 24 2012, 2:44am
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LOL! Grammaboodawg, you're on fire! (Or should I say on pants;) ) //
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SirDennisC
Gondolin
Sep 24 2012, 3:18am
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You really know your way around "The Hobbit" (er pants) gramma. //
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:32am
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Aragorn without pants: Are you frightened? Frodo (looking down): Yes. Aragorn: Not nearly frightened enough!
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:33am
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All we have to decide is what to do with the pants that are given us
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:35am
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Pippin: What about pants? Merry: I don't think he knows about pants.
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:36am
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Aragorn to Frodo at the Council: "If with pants or without I can serve you, I will." Frodo shifts uncomfortably.
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:37am
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I made a promise. Don't you lose your pants Samwise Gamgee. And I don't mean to. I don't mean to.
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Shelob'sAppetite
Doriath
Sep 24 2012, 3:43am
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Boromir: "Are you sure you do not suffer needlessly? There are other sizes, Frodo. Other pants you could wear."
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