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Fresh for the holidays, I give you: The Twelve Admins of Christmas
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Altaira
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Dec 24 2011, 8:04pm

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Fresh for the holidays, I give you: The Twelve Admins of Christmas Can't Post

Given that there are 12 Admins, I don't know why it never occurred to me to do a parody like this. Something about Christmas Eve and chocolate must have inspired me. Laugh Enjoy!

The Twelve Admins of Christmas (to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")



- On the first day of Christmas Ataahua gave to me: a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the second day of Christmas Kimi gave to me: two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the third day of Christmas Altaira gave to me: three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the fourth day of Christmas Earl gave to me: four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the fifth day of Christmas Hengist gave to me: five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the sixth day of Christmas Eledwhen gave to me: six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the seventh day of Christmas entmaiden gave to me: seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the eighth day of Christmas Draupne gave to me: eight snarky comments
Seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the ninth day of Christmas dernwyn gave to me: nine notes of comfort
Eight snarky comments
Seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

On the tenth day of Christmas Inferno gave to me: ten tech instructions
Nine notes of comfort
Eight snarky comments
Seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the eleventh day of Christmas Silverlode gave to me: eleven words of wisdom
Ten tech instructions
Nine notes of comfort
Eight snarky comments
Seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory

- On the twelfth day of Christmas Kyriel gave to me: twelve Ezpeletas
Eleven words of wisdom
Ten tech instructions
Nine notes of comfort
Eight snarky comments
Seven board announcements
Six Feedback answers
Five stickied threads
Four eager cheers
Three banned trolls
Two moved posts
And a brilliant Conspiracy Theory





Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase



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(This post was edited by Altaira on Dec 25 2011, 1:33am)


Lily Fairbairn
Half-elven


Dec 24 2011, 8:11pm

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Excellent! [In reply to] Can't Post

And a great way to recognize our amazing admins, yourself included, Altaira. As a member of the audience, I applaud the parody and your hard work! Cheers! Heart

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Do we walk in legends or on the green earth in the daylight?

A man may do both. For not we but those who come after will make the legends of our time. The green earth, say you? That is a mighty matter of legend, though you tread it under the light of day!


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Dec 24 2011, 8:34pm

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Wait... shouldn't that last one read [In reply to] Can't Post

"...Kyriel gave to me: twelve Ezpeletas" ? ;)

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Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Dec 24 2011, 8:38pm

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applause! what a great way [In reply to] Can't Post

to acknowledge our 12 dear admins for this holiday season! until now I haven't seen any posts that do this, so this gave me the chance to know who our admins are.

and timely too, as i was just done posting this thank you message, below:


http://newboards.theonering.net/...forum_view_expanded;

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Rosie-with-the-ribbons
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 24 2011, 8:51pm

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Woohoo [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks Altaira!!

A very merry Christmas to all the great Admins!!!
Thanks for all their good work!



Altaira
Superuser


Dec 24 2011, 8:52pm

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Yes! [In reply to] Can't Post

That was too good not to edit in. Evil

Good spot, Eowyn.


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase



TORn Calendar


Altaira
Superuser


Dec 24 2011, 8:53pm

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I take that as a great compliment [In reply to] Can't Post

from one of our best parody masters. Smile

Thanks for the thanks, too. Smile


Koru: Maori symbol representing a fern frond as it opens. The koru reaches towards the light, striving for perfection, encouraging new, positive beginnings.



"Life can't be all work and no TORn" -- jflower

"I take a moment to fervently hope that the camaradarie and just plain old fun I found at TORn will never end" -- LOTR_nutcase



TORn Calendar


flodwyns
Bree

Dec 24 2011, 9:17pm

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I did! [In reply to] Can't Post

Enjoy that is! Thank you and Merry Christmas!


Hengist
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 24 2011, 9:20pm

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Nice [In reply to] Can't Post

Merry christmas to one and all!


" So let me get this straight. You want to fly on a magic carpet to see the King of the Potato People and plead with him for your freedom, and you're telling me you're completely sane? "


dernwyn
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 24 2011, 9:39pm

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LOL! [In reply to] Can't Post

This is one for posterity! Brilliant, Altaira, this proves that Christmas and chocolate make an excellent combination! Laugh


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"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915




Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 24 2011, 10:19pm

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Brilliant! [In reply to] Can't Post

Merry Christmas, TORNadoes all! Heart

Silverlode



"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you."
-On Fairy Stories


Magpie
Immortal


Dec 24 2011, 10:41pm

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I think you pegged them all pretty well. :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 


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silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 24 2011, 11:29pm

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Ha! [In reply to] Can't Post

Laugh
PerfectSmile
Now this was fun and just at the right time.
We needed more pizzazz on this, Xmas/holiday tide quest.
To all of yous 'pegged' therein i want to express my deep thanks for all that you rangers do keep our shire hobbitable ..err, habitable.
*Deep Bow*

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













Ruxendil_Thoorg
Tol Eressea

Dec 25 2011, 12:10am

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Oh my, thank you for that compliment [In reply to] Can't Post

i'm no master, just an eternal student with frequent impulses to write parodies, but thank you saying so Blush

And at this point I'm sorely tempted to say Thanks for the thanks (for the thanks) but I will do everyone a favor and practice restraint Wink

"That doesn't make much sense to me. But then again, you are quite small. Perhaps you're right."


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 25 2011, 4:30am

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*hands out silver bells and tinsel* [In reply to] Can't Post

Good one Altaira! Merry Christmas to you and B! :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


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entmaiden
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 25 2011, 4:39am

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Awesome! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thanks for that Altaira!


ByThorinsBeard
Rohan


Dec 25 2011, 5:24am

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Claps! [In reply to] Can't Post

That's funny and great Altaira :)

Thanks to the wonderful Admins for keeping the pace and the peace. :)

"Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you anywhere." - Albert Einstein.



Aunt Dora Baggins
Immortal


Dec 25 2011, 6:44am

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*Applause!* [In reply to] Can't Post

You've characterized every one of them so well :-D Merry Christmas, Altaira.


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Earl
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 25 2011, 8:49am

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Brilliant! B-) [In reply to] Can't Post

Now we just need to get together for a live performance Tongue

Merry Christmas to all!



grammaboodawg
Immortal


Dec 25 2011, 5:40pm

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*wild applause!* Brilliant!!! What a neat mathom! :D [In reply to] Can't Post

You never cease to amaze, Altaira! Serving us at Fiesta, leading so many special events, always available... as are all of our Admins!! We're so blessed to have all of you and TheOneRing.net! Thank you so much!!

Here's a little tribute as a token of my appreciation...

[a la Santa Clause Is Coming To Town]

You better watch out,
no fear of belie ...
there's never a doubt
TORn's awesome, here's why...
Admins make it Christmas all year.

They visit each list,
keep peace on each board,
fight trolls who resist
our nifty sib-hoard...
Admins make it Christmas all year.

They see us when we're geeky,
they know when we're at angst,
they help us fix our wayward posts
and delight us with their ranks.

So, we always give praise
to the 12 sharing time
and makes TheOneRing
our home that's sublime.
Admins make it Christmas all year!

THANK YOU!




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I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.




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(This post was edited by grammaboodawg on Dec 25 2011, 5:44pm)


silneldor
Half-elven


Dec 25 2011, 6:41pm

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Yes, yes... [In reply to] Can't Post

A video on the order of the one just posted on the main page with the TH crew. Now that would be some funSmile!

''Sam put his ragged orc-cloak under his master's head, and covered them both with the grey robe of Lorien; and as he did so his thoughts went out to that fair land, and to the Elves, and he hoped that the cloth woven by their hands might have some virtue to keep them hidden beyond all hope in this wilderness of fear...But their luck held, and for the rest of that day they met no living or moving thing; and when night fell they vanished into the darkess of Mordor.'' - - -rotk, chapter III

Faerie contains many things besides elves and fays and besides dwarfs, witches, trolls, giants or dragons; it holds the seas, the sun, the moon, the sky; and the earth, and all things that are one in it: tree and bird, water and stone, wine and bread, and ourselves, mortal men, when we are enchanted."
— J.R.R. Tolkien

May the grace of Manwë let us soar with eagle's wings!

In the air, among the clouds in the sky
Here is where the birds of Manwe fly
Looking at the land, and the water that flows
The true beauty of earth shows
With the stars of Varda lighting my way
In all the realms this is where I stay
In the realm of Manwë Súlimo













Silverlode
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 25 2011, 6:53pm

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Aw, thanks gramma! That was fun. :-) // [In reply to] Can't Post

 

Silverlode



"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you."
-On Fairy Stories


Ataahua
Forum Admin / Moderator


Dec 25 2011, 7:06pm

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Oh how sweet! [In reply to] Can't Post

Thank you gramma - I hope you're having a wonderful Christmas Day. :)

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.


Ataahua's stories


Draupne
Forum Admin / Moderator

Dec 25 2011, 10:22pm

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That's great :-) [In reply to] Can't Post

And the good thing with Ezpelata is that I can be as snarky as I like, Kyriel's contribution will be worse anyway :-)


Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor


Dec 25 2011, 10:46pm

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That's partly why I suggested it. [In reply to] Can't Post

I don't know where some people here got the idea that you're the mean one, when we know what Kyriel's capable of! =)

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NABOUF
Not a TORns*b!
Certified Curmudgeon
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