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Mar 31 2010, 1:06pm

Post #26 of 43 (1440 views)
haha great one! [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 31 2010, 1:10pm

Post #27 of 43 (1446 views)
hahahahahahahaaha [In reply to] Can't Post



Mar 31 2010, 2:09pm

Post #28 of 43 (1476 views)
*delurks* There was a Good Eats marathon on The Food Network./ [In reply to] Can't Post


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Mar 31 2010, 5:35pm

Post #29 of 43 (1470 views)
Welcome to TORN! [In reply to] Can't Post

Always nice to see new faces around here! Cool

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Mar 31 2010, 10:56pm

Post #30 of 43 (1436 views)
He was washing his hair. [In reply to] Can't Post

With strawberry shampoo.... Wink

'There are older and fouler things than orcs in the deep places of my fridge...'

'You never know what will happen next, when once you get mixed up with TORnsibs and their friends.'

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Apr 1 2010, 2:39am

Post #31 of 43 (1439 views)
Goode Eats? [In reply to] Can't Post

...and, per Goodgulf's instructions, [the boggies] headed for the orange-and-green flashing sign at the center of town. There they found a gaudy plexiglas and chrome inn, whose blinking sign portrayed a boar, rampant, devoured by a mouth, drooling. Beneath it was the name of the inn, the Goode Eats & Lodging. Passing through the revolving door, the party signaled the bell clerk, whose nametag read Hi! I'm HoJo Hominigritts! Like the rest of the staff, he was costumed as a suckling pig with false sow's ears, tail, and papier-mache snout.

"Howdy!" drawled the fat boggie. "Ya'll want a room?"

"Yes," said Frito, stealing a glance at his companions. "We're just in town for a little vacation, aren't we, boys?"

"Vacation," said Moxie, winking at Frito broadly.

"Just a little vacation," added Pepsi, nodding his head like an idiot.

"Ya'll sign here please?" said the clerk through his fake snout. Frito took the quill chained to the desk and wrote the names ALIAS UNDERCOVER, IVAN GOTTASECRET, JOHN DOESMITH, and IMA PSEUDONYM.

"Any bags, Mr., uh, Undercover?"

"Only under my eyes," mumbled Frito, turning toward the dining room.

Well! It's not often I get to say "Welcome to TORn" with a quote from Bored of the Rings - thank you for suggesting it! Angelic


"I desired dragons with a profound desire"

"It struck me last night that you might write a fearfully good romantic drama, with as much of the 'supernatural' as you cared to introduce. Have you ever thought of it?"
-Geoffrey B. Smith, letter to JRR Tolkien, 1915


Apr 1 2010, 4:10pm

Post #32 of 43 (1426 views)
Thanks!/ [In reply to] Can't Post



Apr 2 2010, 4:57pm

Post #33 of 43 (1435 views)
Howdy and Welcome Arra! [In reply to] Can't Post

I love that show! Alton Brown can acutally make cabbage interesting!!

I'm so glad you've come out of your lurking mode to join in the fun :) Fresh ideas and great conversations are ALWAYS a very good thing!

*high five* It's good to have you here :)

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Apr 2 2010, 4:59pm

Post #34 of 43 (1415 views)
Welcome, Arra! [In reply to] Can't Post

Love Alton Brown!

Stay with us, as we journey along the BUMPY road to "The Hobbit".Laugh

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Apr 3 2010, 8:42pm

Post #35 of 43 (3146 views)
MORE Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories [In reply to] Can't Post

Just why did the Dwarves not teach their language to other races?

Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."

"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.

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Apr 4 2010, 2:05pm

Post #36 of 43 (1460 views)
Conspiracy Unmasked! [In reply to] Can't Post

The language revealed the truth about Dwarf women.

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Apr 4 2010, 3:22pm

Post #37 of 43 (1425 views)
They didn't want to share their Gravy recipe. // [In reply to] Can't Post


Dwarf for hire: Have Battle-Axe and Boots. Willing to travel.

"Something, something, something Darkside. Something, something, something complete."


Apr 4 2010, 10:49pm

Post #38 of 43 (1424 views)
then they wouldn't be able to make snarky remarks about the elves// [In reply to] Can't Post


Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

Tol Eressea

Apr 5 2010, 3:25am

Post #39 of 43 (1392 views)
they can't [In reply to] Can't Post

there isn't a language to know
it is all just a hoax to make everyone curious and jealous

Faithless is he who says farewell when the road darkens


Apr 5 2010, 4:17am

Post #40 of 43 (1406 views)
The meaning of the Khuzdul phrase "Dink dink smurfy marklar picachu" would shatter any non-Dwarven mind. / [In reply to] Can't Post


I shall be telling this with a sigh
Sometime hours and hours hence:
In The Green Dragon two ales could buy
And drank the one less filling I
And that has made all the difference.
- The Ale Less Filling, by Robert Frostymug


Apr 6 2010, 5:53am

Post #41 of 43 (1411 views)
They trusted the Elves only as far as they could throw them. // [In reply to] Can't Post


"It will support thee and defend thee from weariness" - Cirdan.

Grey Havens

Apr 7 2010, 4:43am

Post #42 of 43 (1343 views)
The method for producing some of their sounds is - shall we say - "unorthodox"// [In reply to] Can't Post


Wherever you go, there you are.

Why not Elves and Potatoes?


Apr 7 2010, 7:05pm

Post #43 of 43 (1364 views)
Don't you mean [In reply to] Can't Post

toss them?


Trust Steven ...

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