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weathertop
Nargothrond
Jan 7 2010, 9:13pm
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how NOT to get into Mordor
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a parody of sorts (lots of sean bean in these), haven't seen it linked to anywhere, so i thought i'd post it.
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weaver
Gondolin
Jan 7 2010, 9:20pm
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That was a hoot -- thanks for posting this, I needed a good laugh right now!
My favorite was the slip and side, but the #1 choice was great!
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balinman
Ossiriand
Jan 7 2010, 9:50pm
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hahahaha! chuck norris simply walks in to mordor! hahaha:)
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M&M
Ossiriand
Jan 8 2010, 12:53pm
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...So, then....how DO you get into Mordor?
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balinman
Ossiriand
Jan 8 2010, 2:13pm
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...So, then....how DO you get into Mordor?
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fly a bird! hahahaha:)
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Artanis
Nargothrond
Jan 8 2010, 9:18pm
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geadin
Lindon
Jan 9 2010, 2:37am
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Yeah, I'm sure Chuck Norris wouldn't have a problem getting into Mordor. Angband or Udun on the other hand....(Before Morgoth was thrown out.)
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the_argonath
Menegroth
Jan 9 2010, 1:28pm
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I'd been looking for the "...Rock into Mordor" for ages!! And I love the image of doing the Silly Walk into Mordor!!
~*Haudh-en-Ndengin the Elves named it, the Hill of Slain, and Haugh-en-Nirnaeth, the Hill of tears... the earth beneath which the swords of the Eldar and the Edain crumbled into rust*~
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Jan 9 2010, 10:15pm
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So maybe *this* is the answer to the Eagle question.
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Silverlode
"Of all faces those of our familiares are the ones both most difficult to play fantastic tricks with, and most difficult really to see with fresh attention. They have become like the things which once attracted us by their glitter, or their colour, or their shape, and we laid hands on them, and then locked them in our hoard, acquired them, and acquiring ceased to look at them.
Creative fantasy, because it is mainly trying to do something else [make something new], may open your hoard and let all the locked things fly away like cage-birds. The gems all turn into flowers or flames, and you will be warned that all you had (or knew) was dangerous and potent, not really effectively chained, free and wild; no more yours than they were you." -On Fairy Stories
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Idril Celebrindal
Dor-Lomin
Jan 12 2010, 2:30am
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You can't get into Mordor on hockey skates, either ...
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With caffeine, all things are possible.
The pity of Bilbo will screw up the fate of many.
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fairelvenlady
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Jan 12 2010, 6:19pm
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What happened when Legolas and Aragorn road with Eomer in the van.
Aragorn: Eomer, Legolas has his bow on my side of the seat!
Legolas: Well Aragorn keeps slapping me while practicing his "heroic" poses.
Eomer: Don't make me turn this van around.
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fairelvenlady
Ossiriand
Jan 12 2010, 6:23pm
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I love the wok and balking (from squire) into Mordor the best. No wait the Chuck Norris one would be on that list too and the rocking and....... ect
What happened when Legolas and Aragorn road with Eomer in the van.
Aragorn: Eomer, Legolas has his bow on my side of the seat!
Legolas: Well Aragorn keeps slapping me while practicing his "heroic" poses.
Eomer: Don't make me turn this van around.
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weathertop
Nargothrond
Jan 18 2010, 8:10pm
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BTW my favorite was the Walken one...there's just somethin about Christopher that is creepy funny!
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grammaboodawg
Elvenhome
Jan 20 2010, 10:58am
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A Flock of Beans?
 
"There is more in you of good than you know, child of the kindly West."
~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
TORn's Observations Lists
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Loresilme
Doriath
Jan 25 2010, 3:02pm
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His IMDB page has some of the most interesting quotes by an actor I've come across. Also maybe one of those quirky creepy-funny things about him is that despite being so otherworldly looking, whenever he talks, out comes that Queens (New York) accent  .
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