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diedye
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May 11 2007, 3:47am
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Thought for the Day...
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'GOOD looks catch the eye but a GOOD personality catches the heart.
You're blessed with both!'
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Don't be flattered,
this message was sent to ME .........
I just wanted YOU to read it.
[ Just a little Friday humor to wish y'all a GREAT MOTHER'S DAY FIESTA & WEEK-END (since I won't make it to Fiesta again)!  ]
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Ataahua
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May 11 2007, 4:20am
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One day God was looking down at earth and saw all of the rascally behaviour that was going on. So he called one of his angels and sent the angel to earth for a time.
When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are misbehaving and only 5% are not."
God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a second angel to get another opinion."
So God called another angel and sent him to earth for a time, too. When this angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
God was not pleased. So he decided to email the 5% who were good, because he wanted to encourage them, give them a little something to help them keep going.
Do you know what the email said?
No?
Okay, just wondering. I didn't get one either…
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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diedye
Grey Havens
May 11 2007, 5:03am
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Funny...
... although I suspect there's some sad truth in that.
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Patty
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May 11 2007, 7:02am
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You'll be missed! I'll put your drink in the fridge...
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have a great weekend.
At home, amongst the Mallorn trees.
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grammaboodawg
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May 11 2007, 11:46am
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I won't be around either. HUGS to you! Have a wonderful weekend!
 
Trust him... The Hobbit is coming!
"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
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dernwyn
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May 11 2007, 12:24pm
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Hey, you're sort of a "surrogate" mom right now, aren't you?  So you deserve a bit of a "Happy Mother's Day" as well, right? Right!
I've got to miss Fiesta today as well  , so Happy Mother's Day back atcha, and to all moms out there!
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"And when Sam heard that he laughed aloud for sheer delight, and he stood up and cried: 'O great glory and splendour! And all my wishes have come true!'"
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