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Ataahua
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Apr 25 2009, 7:38pm
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**TORN Tenth Anniversary post: Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories
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Before they created TORN, what other websites were founded by Tehanu, Corvar, Calisuri and Xoanon that were wildly unsuccessful?
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Tehanu
PTB
Apr 25 2009, 7:41pm
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A magazine-style website full of articles and tips for young men. Things like 'Vacuuming the floor makes women think you're HOT!!!"
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Elberbeth
Tol Eressea
Apr 25 2009, 7:49pm
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"There are some things that it is better to begin than to refuse, even though the end may be dark."
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Ataahua
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Apr 25 2009, 7:51pm
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Nicely done, Lady of the Spies! ;)
Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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Eowyn of Penns Woods
Valinor
Apr 25 2009, 8:59pm
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I heard a rumor that Calisuri's solo effort...
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www.tra-la-la-lally-DownInHappyValley.com ...was dead before it went 'live'. *whispers* And I don't think that was really Nittany Lion poo in that bag left burning outside his door...unless we're talking about the species that drinks beer and wears team shirts. ;)
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weaver
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Apr 25 2009, 9:38pm
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thewrongring.com -- aka, TWRC...
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If that had worked, we'd all be called "twercs" I guess!
Fun thread!
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Darkstone
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Apr 25 2009, 9:38pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Apr 25 2009, 9:39pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Apr 25 2009, 9:39pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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Darkstone
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Apr 25 2009, 9:44pm
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The audacious proposal stirred his heart. And the stirring became a song, and it mingled with the songs of Gil-galad and Celebrian, and with those of Feanor and Fingon. The song-weaving created a larger song, and then another, until suddenly it was as if a long forgotten memory woke and for one breathtaking moment the Music of the Ainur revealed itself in all glory. He opened his lips to sing and share this song. Then he realized that the others would not understand. Not even Mithrandir given his current state of mind. So he smiled and simply said "A diversion.”
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a.s.
Valinor
Apr 25 2009, 10:46pm
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The Onion Ring dot net. I understand it won
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"Fast Food Site of the Year" in 1997.
Instead of Fiesta Fridays, they had weekly "Name That Antacid" threads.
One Ring to fry in oil,
One Ring to "bind" them.
One Ring to upset them all
And with the Maalox find them.
I think the anthem went something like that...
a.s.
"an seileachan"
God is eternal, without beginning or end. Don't worry too much about tomorrow. God is already there.
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SirDennisC
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Apr 25 2009, 10:51pm
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oh wait, that one was wildly successful.
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Penthe
Gondor
Apr 25 2009, 11:16pm
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It was a misunderstanding from a junior public servant.
Now?
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grammaboodawg
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Apr 26 2009, 12:21am
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Book of the Month exchange.com. Problem was, they only circulated one title ;) //
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"Barney Snow was here." ~Hug like a hobbit!~ "In my heaven..."
I really need these new films to take me back to, and not re-introduce me to, that magical world.
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Ataahua
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Apr 26 2009, 1:06am
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LOL! And *really* gross thread! /
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Celebrimbor: "Pretty rings..."
Dwarves: "Pretty rings..."
Men: "Pretty rings..."
Sauron: "Mine's better."
"Ah, how ironic, the addictive qualities of Sauron’s master weapon led to its own destruction. Which just goes to show, kids - if you want two small and noble souls to succeed on a mission of dire importance... send an evil-minded b*****d with them too." - Gandalf's Diaries, final par, by Ufthak.
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ShireLover
The Shire
Apr 26 2009, 6:27am
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How about www.electricringmain.co.uk?
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A very useful website you could turn to if you had a power cut (aka power outage), to ensure minimum damage to your household electrical wiring system.
All you needed to do was, as soon as the power cut happened, switch on your computer and ...
Oh yeah, right -- I can see why it didn't really take off.........
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debo
Rohan
Apr 26 2009, 8:26am
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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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debo
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Apr 26 2009, 8:28am
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Nothin' much wuz happinin'
Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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debo
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Apr 26 2009, 8:29am
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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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debo
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Apr 26 2009, 8:30am
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Frodo; "What I chiefly need now is courage . . ."
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tennie75
Lorien
Apr 26 2009, 2:16pm
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fell off my chair laughing!
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