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Sam Gamgee vs. The Smurfs

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Jul 7 2008, 10:22pm

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Sam is out picking mushrooms one day after he's returned to the Shire when he accidentally plucks some of the houses in the Smurf village. Like angry ants defending their home, a blue horde swarms him. How many Smurfs could Sam survive? Does Sam take out the lot or do the Smurfs win in the end?

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Jul 10 2008, 8:26am

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Sam conquers, but not without suffering... [In reply to] Can't Post

He ruins his whole garden in the fight :(

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Jul 10 2008, 9:00pm

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I've always found Smurfs a little creepy [In reply to] Can't Post

So I'm hoping Sam manages to take them out with whatever piece of gardening equipment he has to hand!

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Jul 12 2008, 1:09pm

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What's a Smurf? [In reply to] Can't Post

No idea what those things are, but I'm pulling for Sam. I mean, who can stand against those pots and pans???Wink

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Jul 12 2008, 2:10pm

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Little blue gnomes [In reply to] Can't Post

You will find them in the comic books by Peyo alias Pierre Culliford.
Look at the official smurf website: http://www.smurf.com/home-en That's how they look like.

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Jul 14 2008, 4:24pm

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All of those little blue Smurf guys, and only one Smurfette? Yikes!

I too think Sam will use whatever lethal gardening implements he can lay his hands on to take out the Smurfs. They will eventually panic and run away when the realize that Papa Smurf can't handle Sam and that he's immune to the charms of Smurfette.

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Jul 14 2008, 5:28pm

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Sam would prove the victor! [In reply to] Can't Post

Sam would go into one of his trademark terrifying rages, leaving nothing blue within a 5-mile radius alive, as he came to the final cowering and whimpering smurf he would pick him up off the ground with his terrifying hobbit stength and as he teared off each of his little blue limbs he would scream "THAT'S FOR FRODO! THAT'S FOR THE SHIRE! AND THAT'S FOR MY OLD GAFFER!!"

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Jul 15 2008, 4:44am

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Sam over Smurs anyday// [In reply to] Can't Post


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Jul 23 2008, 4:54pm

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Sam convinces Gollum... [In reply to] Can't Post

that the Smuf’s are good eats. Between the two they clear out the village, using two frying pans. One for bashing one for cooking.

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Jul 23 2008, 4:57pm

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Well, that explains why Gollum is so blue! // [In reply to] Can't Post


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