Silverlode
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Sep 22 2012, 11:06pm
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A story of the First Age.
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In the Elder Days when Middle-earth was only books and rumors of moving pictures had not yet been heard by any save a few brave adventurers to the land of the Net, strange and wonderful beings inhabited the boards of TORN. One of these was Bullroarer the EVIL Overlord, he of the spiky boots and Julie Andrews obsession. He was ably assisted in administering his reign of humor terror by several underlings only slightly less mythic than himself. One of the greatest of these was Aelric, Steward of TORN, keeper of the Good Morning threads, he of the Highest Post Count and chief flinger of the Pies of EVIL. Any post incurring the groans of the EO would be dealt with by a swift pie thrown with deadly accuracy. Each pie was unique and horrible. Legend whispers of such ingredients as moldy avocado, bird beaks and dirty engine oil, all combined with ingenuity and imagination to create the maximum "EWWW!" reponse from its victim. And so was order maintained for many a day in the Land of TORN.
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(This post was edited by Silverlode on Sep 22 2012, 11:07pm)
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