Who looks best in a loincloth?
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RosieLass
Valinor
"This thread is useless without pictures" but then I saw your links.
Now I'm obligated to begin my reply with "Aaaaauugh! My eyes, my eyes. It burns!" [pirate]
*shudder*
The serious answer is Karl Urban and Lucy Lawless. And Urban probably just because of the shadows and the lighting, and you can't really see anything.
The rest? Uh...no. No, no, and no.
Gerard Butler has manboobs (and so do the rest of them).
Smeagol...heh!
Knightley needs to put her clothes on and leave them on.
Connery...that photo makes my skin crawl...literally!
Jolie would look more like a superhero if she was muscular, and not just underfed.
Heston, okay looking, but a little too hirsute for my blood.
Tarzan...bulky and out of proportion.
Welch...top-heavy.
I think you need to find more pictures and show us more examples. [evil]
Now I'm obligated to begin my reply with "Aaaaauugh! My eyes, my eyes. It burns!" [pirate]
*shudder*
The serious answer is Karl Urban and Lucy Lawless. And Urban probably just because of the shadows and the lighting, and you can't really see anything.
The rest? Uh...no. No, no, and no.
Gerard Butler has manboobs (and so do the rest of them).
Smeagol...heh!
Knightley needs to put her clothes on and leave them on.
Connery...that photo makes my skin crawl...literally!
Jolie would look more like a superhero if she was muscular, and not just underfed.
Heston, okay looking, but a little too hirsute for my blood.
Tarzan...bulky and out of proportion.
Welch...top-heavy.
I think you need to find more pictures and show us more examples. [evil]
FingonOfPittsburgh
Lorien
Welch for me. Hubba-hubba!
greendragon
Grey Havens
Great poll - great visual aids too! But yeah, I'd like to see David Wenham in a loin cloth... [
] However, from this selection, my vote goes for Karl Urban. Now if only I could find a pic of Nathan Fillian in a loin cloth... I do rather like Brendan Fraser in one - I'd have voted for him had he been on this list...
] However, from this selection, my vote goes for Karl Urban. Now if only I could find a pic of Nathan Fillian in a loin cloth... I do rather like Brendan Fraser in one - I'd have voted for him had he been on this list...
Greenwood Hobbit
Valinor
Hmm, so many choices... [tongue]
Has to be Karl.
I doubt my daughter would've gone to a friend's hen night as Xena if she'd had to wear that costume!
(She'll kill me for posting the pic...)[evil]
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Has to be Karl.
I doubt my daughter would've gone to a friend's hen night as Xena if she'd had to wear that costume!
(She'll kill me for posting the pic...)[evil]
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Wynnie
Rohan
[COLOR=003300]George of the Jungle too.[/COLOR]
