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I've been trying to finish one of Annael's recommendations, Georgette Heyer's The Unknown Ajax, before its 12/15 due date at the library. (I can't renew it because another patron has requested it.) No time to discuss it today. Maybe next week after I've finished it. All I have time to say about it is that the book itself is filthy, as if someone were eating messy food the entire time they were reading it.

At least I hope that's food.

Does anyone have some rubber gloves?
 
I just finished Harry Turtledove's "The Breath of God" - the second book in a series started by "Beyond the Gap".

Have you ever read a book whose story/premise had you interested, but the actual writing and implementation made you want to repeatedly bang your head against the wall?

These are books like that. I think I'm going to finally give up and just to the unethical thing - go to the local Barnes & Noble, find the third book in the series and read the last page. I just can't put myself through reading Turtledove's writing anymore, but I want to know how it ends.

I'm looking forward to reading something else for a while -

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Yeah, I finally gave in to curiosity, and borrowed my sister in law's copy. (Not the s i l who is reading The Hobbit to her kids, btw.)

Well, Stephanie Meyer certainly has a thorough grasp of what makes a teenage girl's heart flutter. We've got First Crush, Dangerous Boy, Contempt for Peers, Contempt for School, Contempt for Parents, and that whole Constant Rescuing thing. If I were in junior high, I would have adored this book, too. But I'm a *cough*fortysomething*cough* mom.

It's a fast read, and I did finish it, and did want to know what happens in the next books. But instead of reading the next book, I just read the synopsis for the movies on IMDB. I probably will go ahead and finiish the series, for the sake of my 11 year old niece who wants to read them. My sister in law wants my opinion of them before allowing my niece to read them.
 
so we can make fun of Breaking Dawn together. It`s a blast blasting off that book. I used to be so mad at it but now I see it`s a camp classic. I strongly suggest you read this editorial since it`s the funniest thing around and trully prepares you for all the goodness that Breaking Dawn will offer:

http://www.chud.com/...O-A-MOVIE/Page1.html (language warning)
 
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I read it, too. Read the entire series, actually. If you stop at Twilight you probably won’t miss much, although I did enjoy the beginning of New Moon in a self-indulgent, miserable mood. I’m forty-something, too; but I did feel the attraction to Edward. (I rationalize the creepiness of it by reminding myself he’s not seventeen. He’s ninety.)
 
Oh my various deities. Is that book even YA-appropriate at that stage? I don't think I'd let my kid read that until they were 25.
 
and I love Dickens in the winter.

This adaptation is a full cast dramatization. The narrator (Dickens) is our very own Ian McKellan, and some of the pride of British character acting are voicing it. I know we said audiobooks count here, but this is a dramatization, not just a reading. and as such it is severely abridged. Of course, I've never seen/heard and adaptation of Dickens that isn't. Funnily enough, it is presented exactly like the BBC adaptation of The Lord of the Rings, so I was already prone to enjoy it. I am so reminded of our U.S. Congress when Dickens talks about the Circumlocution Office, especially since I've just watched several climate control documentaries.
 
I'd never read one of McDermid's books before, so approached this one with anticipation. I know she's highly regarded, for one thing, and for another, the plot of this one sounded right up my alley.

Jane Gresham, a Wordsworth scholar from Cumbria, thinks a recently discovered bog body may be that of Bounty mutineer Fletcher Christian, who instead of dying in Polynesia secretly came home to Cumbria. Since Wordsworth and Christian were at school together, Gresham hopes that Wordsworth wrote an epic poem about Christian's adventures and that she can track it down.

The historical and literary what-if's in this plot grabbed me immediately, as did the forensics investigation. What did not grab me, though, was the sub-plot of the abused child, Tenille, who lives next to Gresham in a dismal London housing project. I found myself skimming and skipping the passages involving her -- I simply cannot stomach stories of abused children, no matter how plucky they may be.

Plus Jane's brother Matthew and her former lover Jake are both thoroughly unpleasant people, casting a pall over the story. I finally gave up about halfway through and skimmed the ending.

McDermid is indeed a very good writer -- I only found a couple of places I mentally reached for a blue pencil, a pretty good average for me. (This is one reason I find it hard to read fiction, as a writer myself I'm much too critical of word usage, plot twists, etc.) I can only say that this simply wasn't the book for me, and my disappointment is my problem, not McDermid's.
 
I haven't finished it, but it is very enjoyable.

http://www.amazon.com/Little-Dorrit-Dramatization-Charles-Dickens/dp/1602835616/ref=sr_1_9?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260388730&sr=1-9

I have to say, though, Idril, that if you're not already fairly familiar with the story (I was) it might be rough going to know who is speaking. As I say, I'm very reminded of the LotR dramatiztion, and I remember wondering the same thing about it--that is, wondering if someone would understand all the happenings and who was speaking if he or she didn't already know.
 
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A friend of mine insists that Meyers is a staunch Mormon, and that she wrote the Twilight books just to sell "abstinence" to girls. I had never heard anything like that about them before. Any substance to this claim?
 
It looks very promising! Amazon has a lot of BBC radio dramatizations these days! Years ago, they were only availabe in the EU -- in fact, I had my sister order and buy the Tales of the Perilous Realm and Narnia dramatizations while she was on a 6-week visit to Spain (her husband was working there at the time) precisely because they weren't available in the US.

I also noticed that the BBC Hobbit, LOTR, and Tales of the Perilous Realm are now available in a single boxed set. W00t!

Bonus: there's still time to order from Amazon before Christmas!
 
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And in the books, it`s Edward who is holding out to the wedding night while Bella is pushy to do the deed,like, right now. I think that`s the major appeal of the books, to have a guy who won`t force himself onto the girl but who is actually very considerate to the point of being old-fashioned (which makes sense since he`s 108 years old so 10th century values are still strong with him).

However, Breaking Dawn is some really screwed up crap that does read like an anti-pregnancy, anti-sex and pro-pedophilia horror. It`s just so insane and different from the tone of other books that one has to wonder about Meyer`s state of mind when she wrote that book.
 
I don't know if that is Meyer's reason for writing what she does, but I have heard that the whole abstinence issue is the initial reason for the book's success, prior to the movie being made.

A local talk radio program made an afternoon of the topic, mostly with the male host mocking the tweens and their moms who went to the movie. The whole idea was how vampirism was akin to teenage sex, that you would die if you engaged in it, and it's best not to have anything to do with it. In a nutshell.
 
with a large dose of salt. The elements of the fourth book that the reviewer has written about with such glee are not the sordid lump of mess as s/he depicts them. In fact I'm reminded of the LOTR-hasslers who wrote so much about the 'dubious' nature of Frodo and Sam's relationship after FOTR came out.

I suggest reading Breaking Dawn for yourself and then deciding if it's appropriate for your child.
 
probably next week. This is the one I have, but there are ones that are just read, not dramatized.

http://www.amazon.com/Pickwick-Papers-BBC-Classic-Drama/dp/1405688408/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1260399233&sr=1-3

My sis and I are big Amazon audio book customers. She tried audible.com but had a few issues with them, so it's something we only do if we are unable to find the audio book somewhere else. The CD format is a must, however, cause I've broken too many tapes.
 
I probably won't be reading the fourth installment, then, as it sounds like absolute pap. I wonder if Meyer was running out of ideas and needed to gin up the action. I mean, how long can Edward and Bella smooch and hold hands before the story becomes boring. She should have just had Alice or one of the others bite Bella and get it over with. Especially if Edward was going to turn out to be such a weenie. Then we could have a happy ending and not a psychotic one. [:P]

I guess the abstinence message applies to marriage, too. 'Cause clearly sex will kill you. [shocked]
 
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The story is so familar that you might think you accidenly bought the book you`ve already read 1000 times and saw the movies just as many. An awkward highschool girl narrates about her uncondinational, OMG-he`s-so-gorgeous, irrevocable love for Pattz, er, Patch, the dark and brooding biology class partner who may be something sinister and OMG-oh-so-gorgeous.

Nora: "You are impossibly fast and strong..."

Patch:"Say it..."

Nora:"Fallen angel" (spits in disgust)

Patch:"WAAAA..???"

Nora:"YOU ARE NOT A VAMPIRE!!!!!!!! I thought you were Pattz! But you are...Patch!"(spits again, bangs her head on the tree)

Patch:"But...what`s wrong... with... fallen angels?"

Nora:"They aren`t cool! Vampires are cool and you are not a vampire! Daym! It was just like Bella and Edward. I was awkward Mary Sue and you were dark and Oh-so-gorgeous and hiding a secret...that you are...Patch.(more head-banging) We even had biology class together so I thought I was in Twilight. For 345 pages, the happiest pages of my life, I thought I was in Twilight! "

Patch:"But this is Hush Hush."

Nora:"YES,thank you, Sherlock, for pointing out the obvious on this very page 346 where I find out you are not Pattz, you don`t sparkle in the sun, you don`t suck blood, you don`t do anything cool!You don`t even have a cool name!" (bangs head some more)What are you doing here?"

Patch:"I can`t tell you , we are at the book`s end. But you`ll find out in the sequel."

Nora:"Don`t bother. I`ll just re-read New Moon."

And so should you my dear friends who might (mis)judge this garbage attempt to rip off Twilight by the book`s beautiful cover. Best use:toilet paper.
 
But the context is young adult. And there are plenty of ways to look at it, including the Unfortunate Implications that only get worse with book 4. Book 4 may be crossing the line, if what I've read about it is as graphic as it's made out to be. Yay violent vampire pregnancies?

I personally barely just managed the first book, and simply read summaries of the others (including some hilarious commentary of the 4th book...). I actually liked the film more than the book because I didn't have to go through Meyer's terrible prose (and the director of that film added something called humor. It was magnificent). But, as with all things Twilight, Your Milage May Vary.

(Yes, I've been on TVTropes recently...)
 
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