Geldof the Grey
The Shire
Hi, new here.
All the hobbit news resulted me watching FOTR yesterday for the first time in ages. Film holds up even better than I remember but one thing that struck me was how useless the ringwraiths are.
The trilogy makes a big thing about them being the most terrible servants of Sauron. ROTK particularly bigs up the Witch King - who cannot be defeated by any man and even breaks Gandalf's staff in the extended edition. Yet at Weathertop, five of them (including the invincible Witch King) can't defeat 4 hobbits and one guy with a fiery stick. FIVE of them! They actually run away shrieking. There isn't even any ambiguity over whether they have the ring - Frodo puts it on and disappears right in front of them. Personally I wouldn't wanna be any of them reporting back to Sauron.
"So, did you get my ring back that I've been seeking for thousands of years?"
"Er, not exactly Boss"
"Oh. Oh right. Well, that's dissapointing. Why not?"
"Well, there was four them"
"What, Hobbits?"
"Yeah. They had little swords. And a there was a guy with a torch. He set Colin on fire"
"I see. Well, I suppose you'd better try harder next time. Er, I think I have some flying dragons somewhere you could use. Might be quicker than horses"
I dunno, maybe the dark lord would have been angrier. Difficult to judge his character when he's only a flamming eyeball. It's been years since I read the book - maybe events were slightly different? As far as the film is concerned though, I'd forgotten have ineffective they were!
All the hobbit news resulted me watching FOTR yesterday for the first time in ages. Film holds up even better than I remember but one thing that struck me was how useless the ringwraiths are.
The trilogy makes a big thing about them being the most terrible servants of Sauron. ROTK particularly bigs up the Witch King - who cannot be defeated by any man and even breaks Gandalf's staff in the extended edition. Yet at Weathertop, five of them (including the invincible Witch King) can't defeat 4 hobbits and one guy with a fiery stick. FIVE of them! They actually run away shrieking. There isn't even any ambiguity over whether they have the ring - Frodo puts it on and disappears right in front of them. Personally I wouldn't wanna be any of them reporting back to Sauron.
"So, did you get my ring back that I've been seeking for thousands of years?"
"Er, not exactly Boss"
"Oh. Oh right. Well, that's dissapointing. Why not?"
"Well, there was four them"
"What, Hobbits?"
"Yeah. They had little swords. And a there was a guy with a torch. He set Colin on fire"
"I see. Well, I suppose you'd better try harder next time. Er, I think I have some flying dragons somewhere you could use. Might be quicker than horses"
I dunno, maybe the dark lord would have been angrier. Difficult to judge his character when he's only a flamming eyeball. It's been years since I read the book - maybe events were slightly different? As far as the film is concerned though, I'd forgotten have ineffective they were!