Rewriting Tolkien Contest - Dr. Seuss

[The Grey Elf]

I have an owl question
Just one and not two
Who are the judges?
Hoohoohoo who?

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[Ethel Duath]

Don't want to judge though. [shocked]

 

[entmaiden]

One reason I'm not submitting is because I can't rhyme! But we have a committee of TORn staff set to do the judging.