I totally have "The Phantom Mullet" by Five Iron Frenzy stuck in my head now.
Cruisin' downtown in your Camaro,
REO Speedwagon on the stereo.
It's kind of catchy,
Kind of a virus,
Cutting your hair like Billy Ray Cyrus.
You're probably bummed,
You probably cried,
You're probably sad that the guy from Lynrd Skynrd died,
You're
probably singing "oh, oh, oh",
All night long.
Chorus"
Feel the
power of the PHANTOM MULLET,
Tremble and cower from the PHANTOM MULLET,
White metal burn of the PHANTOM MULLET,
Combed straight or permed it's THE PHANTOM MULLET,
And you, cutting it short on top,
I want that for me.
Growing it long in the back,
So savage and so free.
Drop into first you're taking it slow,
You're such a rock-star,
You could never know.
I wish I was singing, "oh, oh, oh",
All night long.
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I'm naturally drifting away from spoilers again as the movie draws nearer - just like I did last year. I become increasingly more adverse to spoiling myself as the movie gets closer, and closer. I can feel the lethargy locking the gears of my mind and my attention on this subject needing repeated efforts of focus. I think that no matter how I may have spoiled myself thus far, given a few months sandwiched in there, it will not affect me like last time.