Middle-earth Conspiracy Theory

[Ataahua]

What was the real reason that the Valar decided to never return to Middle-earth?

 

[Maciliel]

"miley cyrus" seems to be the universal answer for everything.


.

 

[Ataahua]

 

[ImetLEGOLAS]

Because Dori kept offering everybody wine that didn't belong to him [][]

 

[Kim]

 

[ImetLEGOLAS]

which popped into your head?

 

[Kim]

this also came up in a previous conspiracy thread []

 

[ImetLEGOLAS]

Ah i see....its reasonable!

 

[Maciliel]

miley cyrus is the cause of every ill thing in this world.

why, just this week, i read two different papers in JAMA and the lancet that showed a causative effect between miley cyrus and

tinnitus
angina
and those little floaters you get in your eyes.


.

 

[Darkstone]

 

[batik]

 

[Darkstone]

 

[cats16]

 

[cats16]

 

[Kalimac]

 

[Kim]

 

[Dame Ioreth]

Uncle Ned was going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. You remember Uncle Ned, falls asleep watching football after eating much too fast with his mouth open?

 

[Kim]

 

[Ziggy Stardust]

Miley Cyrus is one reason, and that's already been mentioned. Another reason is
Kardashians, Justin Bieber, Lady Gaga, materialism, crappy movies, and...Elmyra. [sly]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ZtC7r3-Dg
(Put it at 0:43)

 

[Otaku-sempai]

Now they can't afford to pay the gas bill.