Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

Ataahua

Ataahua

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What were the Nazgul doing during all those years of secrecy before Sauron unleashed them to hunt down Baggins and the One Ring?
 
Riding lessons, nose work, hobbit and elf language lessons (just a few phrases), morgul blades, bed mattress slashing, flight academy...we have nooooo idea how hard they worked at all that. Years of practice, I expect. [;)]
 
taking blow-off classes*, playing hacky-sack on the quad, and partying long into the night. Ah, the salad years. [cool]


* such as:
Intro to Shrieking
Advanced Gliding
Principles of Intimidation
 
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I didn't mean to copy your idea of different Nazgul lessons, sorry. [blush] I was thinking about the TV show, Community which takes place at Greendale where they offer such classes as The History of Ice Cream and Theoretical Physical Education. Love your bed slashing and flight academy [laugh]
 
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"The black horse of the wraith,
It neighes and champs its sable bits;
But its master's been and drowned his wits,
and is riding on the 8th!"
 
Playing Monopoly(none of them wanted to admit defeat so the game went on for YEARS). And when that game was over, they played several games of Scrabble. Then they got into arguments about whether Orc words could be legitimately played.
 
Do you find the fell beasts: more frightening than black steeds, less frightening than black steeds, as frightening...
 
How to mount, how to stay on, basic Fell Beast Grooming (and it WAS basic), mucking out the Fell Beast stables (yeeeuuuch![:(])
 
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