Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

[Ataahua]

So why did Smaug want all that gold and jools anyway?

 

[Eowyn of Penns Woods]

 

[Lissuin]

with the most bling wins.[cool]

 

[Arwen's daughter]

 

[Ruxendil_Thoorg]

 

[Arwen's daughter]

 

[Ruxendil_Thoorg]

 

[Kristin Thompson]

 

[Kelvarhin]

I suddenly had this image of Smaug rapping as he burns Laketown [evil][angelic][laugh]

 

[Lissuin]

Yo, man, I had a thug life.
That's why I gots to steal.
Now Worm's chips are gettin' racked up.
All that glitters, bro, is real.

You lake boys creeped into my crib
and stole my pretty stash.
Now you're gonna catch a bad one
'Cause I burn and break and bash.

Great Worm is comin' down on you
Shinin' brighter than the sun.
Yo, townies, check my blingage!
I gots dis round so won!

 

[zarabia]

 

[sador]

always prefered hard cash. They just didn't trust the banks.

(or tax inspectors...)

 

[NottaSackville]

 

[NottaSackville]

 

[QuackingTroll]

 

[Darkstone]

 

[Darkstone]

(Compared to Elves they breed like bunnies.)

 

[Darkstone]

 

[Ataahua]

 

[Rostron2]

Plus he needed a diamond waistcoat and because he was jealous of those diamond bras the Victoria's Secret model get to wear.

-Rostron