Middle-earth Conspiracy Theories

[Ataahua]

He lives between the wight-infested Barrow-downs and the people-eating Old Forest, making an effective guard around his home. So just what does Tom Bombadil have to hide?

 

[Child of Manwe]

 

[Ainu Laire]

 

[Penthe]

 

[silneldor]

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[heart][heart]I LOVE Goldberry[heart][heart]
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boxer underware

 

[Mar]

 

[mwirkk]

 

[Arwen's daughter]

 

[dernwyn]

...and hilarious! ROFL!

 

[SmeagoloftheStoors]

 

[L. Ron Halfelven]

 

[Ataahua]

 

[ElanorTX]

 

[Elven]

but it's his Goldberry tote bag Im worried about []

Cheers Sil
Elven x

 

[luinfalathiel]

... I've said too much already. [evil]

 

[Kyriel]

In sizes just a bit too large for Goldberry. []

 

[Vidstige]

He's really the Witch-king of Angmar

 

[grammaboodawg]

 

[greendragon]

'Sing hey dol derry-a fifty one...' [crazy]

 

[mwirkk]

...ship? That would explain why Tom is so "alien".

And Goldberry is Fox Mulder's sister.