This one has been on the 'Net a long time, longer than what I'm about to propose could be true BUT... Watch this classic clip that featured the little girl on Ellen a couple years after this was put up and imagine that she's talking about kicking orcs' butt "They'll come out of the movie! They'll come out! They'll come out and kick my &@!... But I can kick HIS &@!"...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbww-nCVQg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMbww-nCVQg