Caption Contest: Dwarves Illustrated!

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stormcrow20

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Stephen Hunter, Mark Hadlow and John Callen (Bombur, Dori and Oin) give us insight into a "Dwarves Illustrated" naughty calendar the dwarf cast made for Peter Jackson. The link to the video can be found here.
 
Possible captions-
" I'm ready for my close-up Mr Jackson"
" Hello boys!"
" That Thorin, he's such a prima donna- strike the pose!"
"Three legged mutant dwarf seen in Wellington area!"
"Who needs Dwarf women when they've got us?""
 
"You see this?? These poor Dwarves can't even afford shoes! Please send money now! Send money to the 'Shoe The Dwarves' Foundation and help needy Dwarves to have shoes!"

"Do, it or we're coming to your house for dinner."
 
Peter Jackson wanted to re-create Kate Winslet's famous scene in [i[Titanic[/i]. Choosing the sexiest Dwarf was a tough choice for this naked scene.
 
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